Another Times reader here - though I would happily pick up one of Euphemia's discarded Guardians, as I was raised a Guardian reader and converted to the Times when I married dh. He's said we could have the Guardian too, but if I had two papers to read, and two lots of sudokus and other puzzles to do in the morning, I'd never get any mumsnetting housework done!
I do own a laptop, but don't use it much as I prefer my desktop, and that's too large and heavy for me to wield it effectively.
I would get the occasional delivery from Ocado, but like mmsmum, I live in Scotland and they don't deliver here, so Tesco deliver my shopping.
Middle class - yes.
English - yes, but living in scotland.
Harpy - no - more of a cruel hag - just ask the dses.
SAHM - yes, due to depression.
Squeezed - yes
Skinny jeans - hahahahahahahahahaha - I wish!!
G&B chocolate - yes
Vote Lib Dem - partly to irritate dh, who votes Tory, so I cancel him out.
Degree - yes, but qualified nurse too
Mid 40s
Three children, none called Felix or Tallulah - I think the boys would have been very upset if I had called them Tallulah.
Local primary and secondary - yes now, though ds1 and ds2 both went to selective schools before we moved. One was the closest secondary school to us though - does that count?
Victorian house - no
North London - no - near Paisley, actually
Country weekends - well, we live practically in the country, so I suppose yes.
Fiat multipla - no big mercedes estate and volvo 850 estate - for transporting 3 teenagers and a labrador.