to draw your attention to these delightful household items

[MmeLindt]

Polierpantoffeln - even the name makes me roar with laughter.

Then I give you: How to hide those unsightly Fairy bottles

And finally, courtesy of BlatherKite's MIL who does not like to see her ugly hoover in the corner.

Does anyone else have any household gadgets that I could add to my collection?

Love the crows feet. And they're 'fully dried' which is a bonus. Hate the partially dried ones but that's all I can get round here.

What are you googling to find these things?

I own half of the JML catalogue!

One of my friends has got that voodoo knife block The kids think it's hilarious (I may have strange children...)

'crap tat for your house'

Don't forget your Easter theme

I need one of these - but i don't think the handle's long enough

www.gizoo.co.uk/Products/HomeGarden/Home/SpiderCatcher.htm?spmc=TGSPPCGGP343&gclid=CIbUu_GYxKcCFUEb4QodUw4TEQ

Brilliant, isn't it? I can't decide between a creepy blanket
and
gadget that helps you to complicate cooking

I actually have 2 of these I bought them for a Halloween party pre-DCs

How about one of these

If only nature had wrapped bananas in their own natural protective skin rather than forcing us to go out and buy inflatable ones with zany faces on!!

Feel empowered and respected? During childbirth? Who are they trying to kid?!

The washing up bottle covers are AMAZING. I'm reminded od a friend of my mum's who actually decants her washing up liquid into a pretty bottle...

I think I might order a Banana Bunker.

It looks great.

For um, keeping my bananas in.

Obviously.

That hoover cover will be featuring regularly in my nightmares from now on...

That notonthehighstreet website actually had pretty bottles (with vinegar spouts) for decanting your washing up liquid into! I prefer to just keep mine in the cupboard under the sink.

You think you're going to be having nightmares about the hoover covers Grumpla - just count yourself lucky that you don't have to visit my MIL who has two of the bloody things just lurking ready to jump out on you!!

Phallic Elephant

I totally want a wheelie bin cover I really do...

I'm imagining my hoover with one of those covers turning into a dalek like thing and getting me in the night.

I hate you MmeLindt

MmeLindt
I have seen the Tchibo spring cleaning adverts on German tv and they make my blood boil ;-)

Damn. I'll have to wait for these to come back into stock at ALDI

cgi.ebay.co.uk/MINI-NOVELTY-WASHING-UP-LIQUID-BOTTLE-APRON-HAND-MADE-/250697928172?pt=UK_Kitchen_Accessories&hash=item3a5ec2cdec

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They are very girly, flowery cleaning products. Obviously, because cleaning is Women's Work.

I already linked to those bottle aprons Fabby

The crows feet things confused me too. Just why would anyone want those?

To put your washing up bottle on of course...

some more here
www.popularmechanics.com/technology/gadgets/news/4282336?page=1%2520_