To be scared of inside out socks

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Obviously when I do the laundry I turn the socks the right side around.

But - are my DS's wanking in their socks? I asked ex-DH - when he had stopped laughing he said it was very likely.

a melon

I'm sat here PMSL. DS 6yo is looking at me strangly.

Is he too young to be told (when he's older) to wank into a condom or he'll be washing his own socks.

If you ever find a pint glass stuffed with warm chopped Liver....give it a wide berth.

That's all I'm saying!

I give liver a wide berth in all circumstances!

I wonder whether vegans consider melon-boffing a type of abuse?

Oh my lord! PMSL at this thread. Dreading my 2 DS's growing up! :o

Chopped liver?????? Now you have to elaborate! My mind is boggling!!

Apparently, it feels rather realistic Queen

If he's old enough to be wanking, he's old enough to be doing his own washing. Get him his own basket and save yourself some time... and jizz-angst.

Thank the merciful heavens above my sons (well, one has moved out, but when he lived here) have been doing their own laundry for years.
Socks? POTATOES?

Stop it now. My lovely, innocent, precious DS is 6.... I just cannot bear to think about this EVER!
PMSL at Tawdry,and red hot chilli peppers!

EWWWWWW!!!!

'jizz-angst'.... Word of the day, I reckon.

Pls move to classics!

Have absoluetly PMSL loved the 5 a day comment!!

I'm ex navy and wank socks are well known about in the military, although iirc one was kept for that particular purpose and not necessarily washed

Men are just gross aren't they !!!! :)

I thought this must be a weird, sexually strange thing. So I asked my hubs of 16 years. 'xxx I want a straight answer and I know you don't lie, have you ever wanked into a sock', he shrugged and said 'there are not many blokes who haven't'. At this point I collapsed laughing as it's not something I have ever considered.

Thank you OP for telling me something I will need to know about my DS 7, and for finding out something about my hubs.

It's now my new line for dinner parties.

I would also be scared of inside out cocks.