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[ChaosTrulyReigns]

So what does everyone think of Cameregg's new plan for the Big Society by opening McDonald's & KFC franchises in schools and hospitals?
That'll make society pretty big!

How many threads on AIBU really shouldn't be here including this one?

Does it say this?

I don't know what you're complaining about. I've got it far far far worse than you and would give anything to have the luxury of worrying about 0123567 890123.

this is the 'QUICK - EVERYONE, GO AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR' all over again.

she'll appear tomorrow and have forgotten why.

The amount of fruit shoots Davedon has had in the first three months of his young life.

number of times mn folk who dont read daily mail link it onto mn.protesting that they dont read of course...

OMG it's the count down to armageddon.

The Libyans are a comin'.....

Maybe she has a real life and can't just keep running back to the thread to update you?

obviously the op was tongue in cheek trust you lot to make a big deal out of it

Babies should be rear-facing for as long as they fit their Group 0+ car seat which is when their heads are out of the top or exceed the weight limit which is usually 13kg, and certainly not befor ethey reach 9kg.

It's a mumsnet megamix, move over jive bunny

oh god AYC its the ears all over again. Chaos you need to stop attention seeking and get a

Well for goodness sake...

What else was one supposed to think?

AtYourCervix

Oh god.... I'd almost forgotten the EARS, aaaargh its all coming back now! The constant waiting and refreshing

Step away from the

Time for a [Daffodil]

First of the day.

number of times galliano pa has said no comment

AAAARRRRRGGGHH

Chaos - that's wrong!

It ends in 8.

Actually, I find your thread title pretty offensive

I think you should report it to MNHQ and ask them to change it.

scottishmummy

Number of times between 9.30 and 10.30am you see a thread titled:

"quick turn the TV on now. Have you seen the state of that work-dodging freak on Jeremy Kyle? His tattooed face is way worse than that woman whose skull was pierced last week and she had 123456789 men in the audience who could be the father to Davedon and Raydon.
...... But I only turned the TV on accidently whilst dusting it before I interview the new nanny. Honest."

I sacked our cleaner.

She helped herself to my 100's and 100's, the cheeky bint. She ate 47 of them, I know I keep careful track.

She can fuck off if she thinks I am paying her. I don't give a shot how many times this week she has sterilised all 5 toilets with an electric toothbrush

I don't like made up names.