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251 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 01/03/2011 21:26

Hmm
OP posts:
ChippyMinton · 01/03/2011 21:39

what-ev-ah

kingbeat23 · 01/03/2011 21:40

Grin thank you, I thought I was alone in being fecitious tonight!

In answer, I don't think so, but maybe you are every second Thursday in June?

mistressploppy · 01/03/2011 21:43

Only if you wet it first

UrsulaBuffay · 01/03/2011 21:44

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ThreeBubbasAndManyBumps · 01/03/2011 21:44

I haven't read the whole thread but am fuming on your behalf Angry :(

FizzyMakeFeelNice · 01/03/2011 21:46

Only on a Tuesday if my dad says yes.

BeerTricksPotter · 01/03/2011 21:46

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scottishmummy · 01/03/2011 21:48

go get a job stop fannying about on mn.put current and all future children in nursery.that should see you right

NinkyNonker · 01/03/2011 21:49

The number of breastfeeding threads on AIBU at the moment?

KaraStarbuckThrace · 01/03/2011 21:49

Your MIL is clearly a manipulative bitch.
You should pay someone to kill her.

Perhaps get your DS to smash her head in with a croquet mallet, but only if there is a convenient swimming pool for her to fall into.

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 01/03/2011 21:49

You need to remove the St Davids from your rectum. It's not a thermometer.

tisallabitofafaff · 01/03/2011 21:49

I thought you couldn't bold thread titles?

Valpollicella · 01/03/2011 21:49

I find it's best to soak it overnight before attempting any boning of it.

PorcelinaOfTheVastOceans · 01/03/2011 21:50

just give him a fruit shoot and send him on his way.

warzone · 01/03/2011 21:50

Call Women's Aid. Do it now.

BibiBlocksberg · 01/03/2011 21:51

Pombar anyone??

dontdisstheteens · 01/03/2011 21:51

Ring women's aid now

tisallabitofafaff · 01/03/2011 21:51

Oh it's not. In that case, YANBU
And I should probably check which thread I'm posting on before I post.

ThreeBubbasAndManyBumps · 01/03/2011 21:52

Scrambled eggs and then fruit for pudding.

No snacks - ever!

Except for cunting ricecakes.

Rhinestone · 01/03/2011 21:53

Of course Y were NBU to kill the bitch who parked in a Parent and Chid space.

lifeissweet · 01/03/2011 21:53

Yes. I think you are definitely pregnant.

Valpollicella · 01/03/2011 21:53

uuuuuummmm...

I'm telling....

Chaos broke Active, Chaos broke Active......

Vicky2011 · 01/03/2011 21:54

So when ARE you going to leave him??

Tigerbomb · 01/03/2011 21:55

YABU if you think thats the winning numbers for a lottery ticket

wizzler · 01/03/2011 21:57

Do come back and give us an update.

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