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To kill my husband

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 20:13

for being a techno dinosaur. He has spent the last 2 hours ranting at his computer and his laptop. The computer wont connect, and the laptop won't top up. Especially since he threw it on the desk (its 3 months old!)

It's given me a headache, and he's still ranting. If only I had Wine and a bloody great carving knife!!

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EngelbertFustianMcSlinkydog · 27/02/2011 20:15

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 20:16

pillow over face, might shut him up.

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Rannaldini · 27/02/2011 20:16

i didn't read this if you did as it will make me an accessory

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 20:16

In what way does door slamming connect your computer to the internet I may ask??

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 20:17

Now theres not enough space in the office for the two of us!

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 20:20

OMG he's unlocked his gun cabinet!

Is he goiing to shoot the computer(s) Shock

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EngelbertFustianMcSlinkydog · 27/02/2011 20:27

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mumbar · 27/02/2011 20:27

Well that won't help either Grin

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 20:32

I have to kill this threat now just when I was having an enjoyable fantasy about methods of murder. But his computer has connected all by itself and he is busy being a troll on the yahoo news pages. sigh.... His name there btw is Miranda!!!

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mmsmum · 27/02/2011 20:36

Walk away op, walk away

viewfromawindow · 27/02/2011 20:38

Justifiable homicide...... m'lud

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 20:39

clip clop. clip clop

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Lucyintheskywithdiazepam · 27/02/2011 20:40

Wait til he's in the bath and chuck the laptop in with him. And maybe an electric fire; just for good measure.

There's not a jury in the land that would convict you.

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 21:05

If I move to Midsomer I wonder if someone would bump him off for me [hmm)

Very tempted by the bath.

We have quite steep stairs and a dog that likes sleeping on the top step ... remove light bulb first ??

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AristotleThunderpants · 27/02/2011 21:09

Rule no 1 when killing someone in cold blood

Do not post your intentions online for all the world to see

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 21:15

Bugger, I knew I hadn't though something through!

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dementedma · 27/02/2011 21:22

offer to give him a BJ - the shock should be enough to kill him. Would work with my DH anyway....

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 21:25

Just offered a BJ, and he said no thanks..then..only joking ! .. now chasing me around with flies open..
Not a good idea.

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dementedma · 27/02/2011 21:29
Grin
faeriefruitcake · 27/02/2011 21:30

Don't stab him too much physical evidence.

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Catnao · 27/02/2011 21:37

Didn't someone do that it a Roald Dahl story? Or am I imagining that?

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 21:40

Would love roast leg of lamb, but the sight of DH with head bashed in might ruin my appetite. mmm mint and roast lamb Hmm

A kebab skewer through the ribs into the heart - all the bleeding internal so very leetle mess ??

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