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To kill my husband

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 20:13

for being a techno dinosaur. He has spent the last 2 hours ranting at his computer and his laptop. The computer wont connect, and the laptop won't top up. Especially since he threw it on the desk (its 3 months old!)

It's given me a headache, and he's still ranting. If only I had Wine and a bloody great carving knife!!

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victoriascrumptious · 27/02/2011 21:41

whattheveryfuck

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 21:46

Is whattheveryfuck some kind of poison I could administer in his tea? darling

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Catnao · 27/02/2011 21:46

You could get a complete starnger to doi in exchange for killing someone of theirs? I think that is in a story too - that way no discernible motive etc.

BeerTricksPotter · 27/02/2011 21:46

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Catnao · 27/02/2011 21:46

do it, not doi!

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 27/02/2011 21:50

Strangers on a train Catnao.

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 21:50

Strangers on A Train - movie by Alfred Hitchcock!!

Sadly I am not on a train and by tomorrow I will have forgiven him Sad

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 21:51

I am a nurse so I would probably aim quite well with a hatpin!

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Catnao · 27/02/2011 21:52

Best do it tonight then - you can do mine in exchange. It will help if we live far apart....

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sneezecakesmum · 27/02/2011 22:01

I have decided not to do away with him after all as he has brought me a nice cup of chocolate and is happily playing on his beaten into submission computer as miranda the yahoo troll! I am also too tired and going to bed but I will take you up on that cat tomorrow when we have a rerun of techno ranting when he cant make his mobile work! Night all x x x

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Catnao · 27/02/2011 22:07

Good news - mine has just brought glass of wine through here and not moaned about me ignoring him doing VITAL WORK on the computer. Another time, eh? Wink

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