Masterchef - to be annoyed by the 'part-time model and mother'

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for no other reason than I don't like the look of her

judgemental posters preferred

Greedy chops-you must read One Day by David Nicholls-just the most wonderful book-had a sob to myself!

I wonder if they lock them in a room until they've spouted enough buzz phrases re: dream/cooking-is-my-life (despite the fact I've got to the age of 40 working as [insert any old career here] perfectly happily).

Maybe that's why they cry. They've been redoing the intros for hours.

fiona the fringe has to go..

the american guy has a lovely voice

OMG-she's not just hungry to win, she's starving! :o

Gleekfreak - its next but one on my list!

Hurray, Fiona's gone!

Am I the only one that wants the "part time model/mum" to take the nail varnish off her nails if she's cooking for other people?

I was just talking to my DH about PT model woman. I said she's the kind of person you want to hate: very pretty,(moggle) well-spoken, walloping great diamond on her finger so clearly rich, and a good cook as well. Just one of life's irritating over achievers.

Pad Thai dropping woman v. annoying. Blonde glasses woman would be ok if she could only stop saying 'I want this so much' like Katie Weasel. Dark horses are Annie (quiet freckly one) and white van man. Front runner is American Guy.

Blonde glasses dead cat woman looks like she is single and loves her cats. She also handmakes all her greetings cards.

Fat pudding mother wraps all her children's christmas presents by October but when her husband is out unwraps all the selection boxes and scoffs them with wine.

Bandana meditation woman took too many doves in the 90s and still bores all her friends about the white isle.

activate my sister used to go out with James (the carpenter with tats) I was seriously shocked to see him on there!! lol

Can we play masterchef bingo, first ones to sat the following:

Cooking is my passion
110%
I want to own a Michelin starred restaurant

I like American Guy.

C'mon ladies don't be a bunch of nasty witches

Alice is one of those women who has it all - naturally pretty, immaculate looking, fantastic cook and young. I like her! She is not big headed or cocky with it. She is just a very gorgeous, talented lady.

The bitch! Lol

No, kidding, I do Like her

I want the recepie for that syrup cake - how do I get it?

Tom is a contender - as is the cellist bloke

PT model woman did a cordon bleu course at Prue Leiths because she got D,D,U in her A levels at Cheltenham Ladies. Modelled tights for Pretty Polly.

How much grub did Greg 'the Walrus' Wallace stuff in his cake hole tonight?

I like American guy and tatoo guy too!

Part time model clearly has gel nails

I like Annie and that cake and ice cream looked amazing,Morocco on a plate!

It's the way it's filmed that cracks me up - all intense and serious!

Doesn't Druv - last years winner - have nice eyes?!

For model read promotions girl, or handing out samples if bacon frazzles in Asda.

He really troughs his food down does old Greg. And how much eye rolling and face pulling was Mr Torode up to, do you think he gets paid per gurn?

That orange cake looked divine

I love Annie. Please make Jackie go next week, I don't think I can bear any more of her blubbing and taking herself oh-so-seriously

I like American Guy and Builder Guy.

Nice to see Digger Dean back.