to sell the house, buy a boat and fuck off into the sunset?

[AtYourCervix]

I'll maybe wait until DD2 is 18 and has left for prison university. DD1 will have left long before that for the convent.

AIBU to shop around for my yacht now?

dh's old boat had a lovely toilet.

Yikes. The less said about the head on ours, the better, frankly. No door.