Sunday Times style magazine, can't link to it as you have to pay now.
Woman trilling on about how she never used to be interested in decorating her house and . . . er . . . now she is . . . er . . . and that's it - for 2500 words.
Title of article - "Help! I'm DECOREXIC"
She amusingly relates how her "as yet undecorexic sister-in-law" has mocked her Alternative Flooring grey stair runner.
I mean What the Fucking FUCK?