Our Beloved Premier/s has/have announced that, since half of all long-term sickness benefit claims begin with sick leave from work, the nation must be malingering.
Mr Cameron will say: "We simply have to get to grips with the sicknote culture that means a short spell of sickness can far too easily become a gradual slide to a life of long-term benefit dependency."
Don't they have any statisticians in Whitehall these days? The figures used do NOT show that half of everyone who goes sick from work, they show that half of the prople on sick benefit were in work when they first got ill. I'm surprised it's not higher than that - how did the other half know they were too sick to work, if they weren't already working? That's the half he should be worried about!
Dave: When working people become ill, they have to get a sick note. If their illness turns out to be serious, they have to leave their job and eventually claim benefits. If it doesn't, they go back to work. Which part of that do you see as a problem?