I got six roses. SIX! Who the fuck buys six roses!? That is half a bunch of roses!
I know we're slightly skint, but that didn't stop him spending plenty of money on his car last week.
If there had been no roses, I could have accepted that it's all commercialised hype, hoped for some another day, convinced myself that real men know V day's a con etc etc.
It's just insulting! And I can't say anything because obviously that would be ungrateful and wrong, which I why I'm taking this opportunity to complain with you.
Feel better now, thanks for that.