to decide that I am going to be a 20th century middle-aged person and not 21st century one

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I don't want to care how I look

I want to embrace my wobbly bits and middle-aged spread

I'm not interested in a 20 year old thinking me a MILF - fuck off, I like my men aged like a good wine they get better

so I shall go and buy a twin-set and shop in those catalogues

Dear Older Celebrity Role Models please eat, relish your food and relax - you've earned it

Bohemian = funky but i hardly wash my hair because that would affect my trustifarian dreads..