To call my vagina 'The Gruffalo'?

[Ladyofthehousespeaking]

I have recently grown my pubic hair and renamed it 'The Gruffalo'

this has been done in secret and means I end up laughing my head off at childrens books/toys.

I think we should all name our fannies after prominent public figures

i dont talk to or about my vagina so it doesn't need a name

Why? Body parts are not animate objects, why would you name them anything?

Anyway, my vagina doesn't have hair, that grows on vulvas...

Alright...mine is "Prunella Scales" because it's a bit bossy and a bit retro.

Is it because of the "poisonous wart at the end of its nose"

Ooh nice wimple!

Are you sure nancy ? What about jeremy clarkson or Gloria hunniford?

DB used to be with a girl who named her clitoris Clarissa.
She was very well spoken, and apparently at the height of passion used to screech at the top of her voice things like 'Clarissa don't let me down' 'play with Clarissa darling' 'Clarrisa, we can do it'
Ever since this revelation, DB's rugby mates always refer to her as Clitoris Clarissa. (Her real name had only four letters and was very plain)

Make sure your gynaecologist knows what you're calling your fanjo..... So how's old gruffly today then?

I'm going to name my fanjita David Miliband.

I will say to dh:

'Mr miliband will see you now'
'David Miliband would love to see you on the front bench'

Do you think it will put dh off?

Dp calls my lady garden 'her majestys pubic guard' [bhmm]

Alltho personally I refer to my bits as 'ye olde twat box' [bwink]

Is it antique with oak veneer and a secret compartment concealed in the rear, ACT?

Or lined with green baize?

I'll take to calling mine Brad Pitt...as it looks so scruffy with a wispy beard :o

My DP calls my a 'snuff box' sori not a public figure but it makes me chuckle

sori typo error mine not my

Slighty off tangent, but when I was a young child we were brought up to refer the fanjo as the 'wee wee box'.

Nowadays? I don't really refer to it as anything. Will have to think of a twee nickname.

P.S The boys bits when I was a child were referred to as 'winkys'

Re my post above - have now thought of a nickname for for lady bits. SnatchTastic

Might even name change to that now

Rapunzel would suit mine.

ooh blimey OP, if it's got knobbly knees, turned out toes, a poisonous wart at the end of its nose, its eyes are orange, tongue is black and purple prickles all over its back then I think you need a doctor....

Just call it a growler like everyone else. :o

ambarth and nemofish -

can't remember why, but have always referred to it as, 'Wilma...'

Although have always referred to using proper names for body parts after there was some confusion with DD, who has asthma and calling her chest her tummy. Anyway, she was in the playground and fell down. She shouted at a boy, 'you hurt my vagina...' . The teacher was and

as long as you dont call it the grufallo's child.

lol where I come hairy parts are called growlers