To call my vagina 'The Gruffalo'?

[Ladyofthehousespeaking]

I have recently grown my pubic hair and renamed it 'The Gruffalo'

this has been done in secret and means I end up laughing my head off at childrens books/toys.

I think we should all name our fannies after prominent public figures

Ya cheeky buggers, it's velvet lined i'll ave you know, thorns embellish the 'secret door'

And members only [bwink]

at Muffalo

I once got tongue tied reading We're going on a Bear Hunt and we went on a bear cunt instead. Which is similar in that it involves lady bits and bedtime stories, but really I just like a reason to mention it again as it makes me laugh.

More on the subject of the OP though, I see you can get a Gruffalo Trunki now. I guess that is a post-birth gruffalo which is more capacious than previously.

sexy.....NOT

I know somebody who refers to her vagina as her 'Kenneth'

I have no idea why and I have no desire to be privy to that information

"Kenneth" was the name of Mark's dildo in Peep Show! :o

Vagina's don't have any hair, they're inside your body

Naming your genitals is crass beyond belief.

YABU

Panzee believe me when I say that the person in question is so very precious she would never make reference to a dildo

mines has always been fandango

I so hope your fanjo has neither purple prickles or poisonous warts!

No names here. Just call it me quim.

After a few drinks i apparently referred to mine as Edward Cullen, as my piercings (no judging please :o) made it sparkle in the sun... I shouldn't drink.