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To call my vagina 'The Gruffalo'?

38 replies

Ladyofthehousespeaking · 30/01/2011 00:49

I have recently grown my pubic hair and renamed it 'The Gruffalo'

this has been done in secret and means I end up laughing my head off at childrens books/toys.

I think we should all name our fannies after prominent public figures

OP posts:
ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 30/01/2011 11:41

Ya cheeky buggers, it's velvet lined i'll ave you know, thorns embellish the 'secret door'

And members only [bwink]

FaffTastic · 30/01/2011 20:11

Grin at Muffalo

SoupDragon · 30/01/2011 20:14

I once got tongue tied reading We're going on a Bear Hunt and we went on a bear cunt instead. Which is similar in that it involves lady bits and bedtime stories, but really I just like a reason to mention it again as it makes me laugh.

More on the subject of the OP though, I see you can get a Gruffalo Trunki now. I guess that is a post-birth gruffalo which is more capacious than previously.

porcamiseria · 30/01/2011 21:24

sexy.....NOT

PiccalilliShinpads · 30/01/2011 21:27

I know somebody who refers to her vagina as her 'Kenneth'

I have no idea why and I have no desire to be privy to that information Grin

Panzee · 30/01/2011 21:28

"Kenneth" was the name of Mark's dildo in Peep Show! :o

A1980 · 30/01/2011 21:31

Vagina's don't have any hair, they're inside your body Confused

Naming your genitals is crass beyond belief.

YABU

PiccalilliShinpads · 30/01/2011 21:33

Panzee believe me when I say that the person in question is so very precious she would never make reference to a dildo

LisamumtoJake · 30/01/2011 21:34

mines has always been fandango Grin

DrSeuss · 30/01/2011 21:37

I so hope your fanjo has neither purple prickles or poisonous warts!

GMajor7 · 30/01/2011 21:40

No names here. Just call it me quim.

Lauz87 · 03/02/2011 16:45

After a few drinks i apparently referred to mine as Edward Cullen, as my piercings (no judging please :o) made it sparkle in the sun... I shouldn't drink.

AvaBanana · 03/02/2011 16:53
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