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To fancy Ed Miliband?

176 replies

AmazingDisgrace · 26/01/2011 12:17

Am I alone here? He's delicious mmmmm

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AmazingDisgrace · 26/01/2011 21:02

Most certainly not. If I had I might have decided I liked Cameron or Gideon. Actually, no, no amount of drugs could induce that

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FellatioNelson · 26/01/2011 21:47

OK I haven't bothered to read one single post in response to this OP, but you are off your head. He is ODIOUS. Charmless, nasal, whiney, yet arrogant - like an arse-licky sixth former who no-one likes. Get a grip woman.

(are you his non-wife?)Hmm

He will NEVER be Prime Minister. He has zero charisma. No-one listens to him. Which is very good news for me, so I'm not complaining.

His brother on the other hand, could be considered dishy even by a Tory bint like me.

saffyronron · 26/01/2011 21:48

David is definitely the better looking of the brothers. Personally I love a bit of posh totty.

FellatioNelson · 26/01/2011 21:53

And that voice. Uuurgh.

Appletrees · 26/01/2011 21:55
Appletrees · 26/01/2011 21:55
FellatioNelson · 26/01/2011 21:55

OK, read some of the thread now and have to agree about Alistair Campbell. Much though it pains me...

catinthehat2 · 26/01/2011 22:00

"His brother on the other hand, could be considered dishy even by a Tory bint like me"

are you out of your mind?

"David is definitely the better looking of the brothers. Personally I love a bit of posh totty."

and you as well?

Get A Grip.

Appletrees · 26/01/2011 22:01

no not campbell

tommy sheridan anyone?

there is something very weird about that isn't there

Appletrees · 26/01/2011 22:04

oh dear sorry everyone went off to vomit

sorry to kill thread

AmazingDisgrace · 26/01/2011 22:08

Think Sheridan had a hairy back spews

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AmazingDisgrace · 26/01/2011 22:10

Btw, Fellatio am not his non wife, my husband would object. I am quite aware my Ed love is perceived as odd too

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FellatioNelson · 26/01/2011 22:18

God OP, and you CITH2, and the other person up thread, (wine has made me forget and I can't be bothered to go back and look) you are so wrong. Misguided and WRONG I tell you. I know I've said that already but I just need to say it again. I really do.

Now then; I have a bit of empathy with anyone who finds themselves fancying Ed Balls-Up even a tiny bit. I can't stand the man. I would do him though, I think.

Peter Mandelson? That's just weird. He's like Machiavelli. Or the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I'd do him before I'd do Ed Milliband though.

Now Iain Duncan Smith is the man for me. Actually quite handsome in an understated, unassuming, elegant kind of way. And a thoroughly decent man who cares about people, and about Broken Britain.

JosieRosie · 26/01/2011 22:20

'Think Sheridan had a hairy back spews'

PMSL!

Fellow Alistair Campbell fans - he's on the 10 O'Clock show on C4 tomorrow, being interviewed by another bit of unlikely totty, David Mitchell. Can't wait!

FellatioNelson · 26/01/2011 22:22

Did you hear Sheridan's wife on the news today? Hmm God, what a nutter. And voice like nails down a blackboard too.

JosieRosie · 26/01/2011 22:22

Oh BARF at IDS, I'd rather have IBS. - 'thoroughly decent man' eh? Maybe if you're not a single mother. Children need fathers no matter how feckless doncha know? Hmm

Appletrees · 26/01/2011 22:23

He is, though, IDS. He is a Good Guy.

FellatioNelson · 26/01/2011 22:26

He is. He really is. So there.

FellatioNelson · 26/01/2011 22:27

Anyway - let's not hijack this thread with Politics. Let's just talk about bonkability.

catinthehat2 · 26/01/2011 22:29

Fellatio nononononononononononononono NO

you have got the wrong end of the stick

DM is ghastly AND SO IS HIS BROTHER EM

All you politician-hags are in need of a very long cold shower.

JosieRosie · 26/01/2011 22:30

Loud and clear Fellatio Hmm

No-one has mentioned Gordon Brown. Doesn't butter my parsnips you understand, but I believe he has his fans - anyone wish to own up?

I love how much this thread is freaking people out [evil face]

FellatioNelson · 26/01/2011 22:31

Oh! I see what you mean! Sorry.Blush

Well DM is ok. EM is truly vile though.

SarahStrattonHasNiceBears · 26/01/2011 22:32

I could do Very Bad Things with Alistair Campbell Blush

FellatioNelson · 26/01/2011 22:32

Well he could sound quite sexy when he was angry. I couldn't get past the bitten nails myself.

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