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AIBU?

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To fancy Ed Miliband?

176 replies

AmazingDisgrace · 26/01/2011 12:17

Am I alone here? He's delicious mmmmm

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Bucharest · 26/01/2011 13:42
Shock
narkypuffin · 26/01/2011 13:45

Grin Claig

ILoveGregoryHouse · 26/01/2011 13:47

I did notice the other day that Mr Osborne has a fat arse. As well as being a twat.

AmazingDisgrace · 26/01/2011 13:48

Gideon looks like Little Lord Fauntleroy fingering his own ass

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TheCrackFox · 26/01/2011 13:48

"I did notice the other day that Mr Osborne has a fat arse."

That is because he speaks out of it most of the time.

AmazingDisgrace · 26/01/2011 13:51

Bucharest we should start a fan club. We could make badges and everything.

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Bucharest · 26/01/2011 14:01

Do you mean you don't already have badges Amazing????

He sent me a Christmas Card (along with the other trillions (are y'hearing me Claig??? They are trillions of us, I tell you!) of Labour Party Members and I fair swooned, I did.

I also rang Jeremy Vine when he was on to protest how nasty people were being about his dodgy unfortunate voice. Bless.

Shagging George Osborne would be like shagging a drag queen. Such a female mouth.

Cyclebump · 26/01/2011 14:02

YABU and should probably call your local psych ward to check in. Now.

clevercloggs · 26/01/2011 14:02

his voice is the equivalent of nails down the blackboard

shudders

Bucharest · 26/01/2011 14:03

No, nails down a blackboard is William Ha.......oops! Fell into a coma just listening there.

MamaMary · 26/01/2011 14:05

YABU

He looks creepy and a bit freakish.

eatyourveg · 26/01/2011 14:07

all I'll say is Oh Dear!

claig · 26/01/2011 14:08

'There are trillions of us, I tell you'

where were they on election day or is this just more exaggeration and spin on his part?

AmazingDisgrace · 26/01/2011 14:09

Also got a card Bucharest. My badge will say 'I'd bed Ed' *goes to find childs' badge making kit'

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claig · 26/01/2011 14:09

MamaMary, that is an understatement.

PollyParanoia · 26/01/2011 14:13

I find ed balls and his weird starey eyes strangely alluring. And the fact that his wife is clearly ace.
Ed M on the other hand. Imagine the adenoidal voice doing some dirty talk...

NellieForbush · 26/01/2011 14:14

YABU but to my surprise you are not totally alone...

MarioandLuigi · 26/01/2011 14:14

You lot all need to be lusting after Ben Bradshaw (and yes, I know he is gay but iy doesnt matter, he isnt in my dreams).

narkypuffin · 26/01/2011 14:20

The whole lot of you need help, regardless of political leaning.

I wonder if the party fundraisers have considered doing leader's calendars...

AmazingDisgrace · 26/01/2011 14:58

Ooh yes imagine Ed with just a (red) flag for modesty
grin

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narkypuffin · 26/01/2011 15:03

OK. Off to scrub my brain with bleach now Grin

GabbyLoggon · 26/01/2011 15:04

hello
My wife prefers Ed to the other MiliB

And likes the Fulham Manager (Hughes)

I can live with it.

CatIsSleepy · 26/01/2011 15:06

The Crackfox ROFL @'Ed balls looks like a bull dog having a shit.'
Grin so true

GabbyLoggon · 26/01/2011 15:34

a great fuss was caused years ago when someone called Hague a phoetus (Is that the correct spelling?)

girlafraid · 26/01/2011 15:37

Wrong.

His brother on the other hand can lead my party any day of the week.

But I've always found A Campbell a bit sexy and I know how wrong that is.