tea and cake, dd was a poo spreader. you have my sympathy. I used to start at the door and work in, clearing a path to the tv and then to the sofa and have a coffee in peace half way through cleaning up. I think I deserved it as a couple of times she did it whist h was in the room, supposedly watching her!
We found her sleeping in poo a couple of times after getting in her nappy and liberally daubing the cot and surrounds, which isn't tooo bad as at least you only clean an arms reach away. It is when they are free to roam a room and it is everywhere that is the worst, including behind the radiator.