to really hope that someone there has an ickier task than me tonight as I have to

[ilythia]

denit my hair

poor you. I had to do it once. Not nice.

Okay. DD's in bed, quick fag and then I'm going in...

Have fun and let us know how many you get

I'm clear.

Is it wrong I am mildly disappointed now

Oh bugger
I thought this was going to be another zitporn thread

I had to shampoo the dog's undercarrriage earlier because he did a huge poop and then sat on it and got it all matted in his very long fur. I had to put on disposable gloves and pull it all out because shower alone wasn't enough. I nearly vomited, it was so unpleasant.

Then it took ages to disinfect the bath.

Never again will I get a long haired dog.

Yes, James is due any time now, unless you want to do mine at the same time as yer mog's.

norbert. That was disgusting

thebrownstuff (childish snigger at name bearing in mind the subject matter) - do you mean the description or the video clip as I think the clip is hilarious.

and the winner is...musicposy

You win a new pair of rubber gloves (please tell us you binned the old ones) and a bottle of champagne. well done.

So .... nobody wants me choccies then.....

Actually, when your cat shits on the sofa it's not great .

We had that a few months ago with our young kittys but thankfully they are past that and our covers are washable!!

How marvellous it was scraping cat shit off a soft furnishing!!

I don't know why the hell I opened this thread but I'm simultaneously laughing and dry heaving at some of the mental images.

I daren't open any of the links

Have a chocolate marriednotdead...... go on ..... you know you want to!!

Now that is one link I am not clicking on!

Even our lovely vet admits that it is one thing some vets really struggle with.

DP does a fantastic impression of our cats expression when its being done though - its a sort of mixture of and

I have accidentally cleared my cats anal glands before. They must have been very irritated or full or whatever.... she was rubbing up against me and I went to push her away from me (I was on the computer) and brown.... stuff.... went everywhere

I trod in cold dog shit this morning with my bare feet.

Just thought you would like to know hurl

Oh my god - I'm glad I haven't had much to eat today, belgianbun!! How informative and yet gross.

I do particularly like the bit where the vet is expressing the cat's anal glands and says it is a good idea to have a safe pair of hands to hold the cat for you - if I tried to do that to my cat, I would need transfusions and extensive skin grafting!

OMG .... have had cats (and dogs) over many years but never had a spontaneous evacuation event!!!

Yuck.

wow, have had cats all my life and never knew about the glands thing. Will my cat explode? he will rip my arm off if i try squeezing anything!
have done the worm watch with a torch - gross when you find them and they squirm about trying to cover their little eyes against the light....
Talking of icky jobs, looked in a magnifying mirror tonight and have been hard at it with the tweezers ever since. hag hair, anyone?

Performing a DIY enema must be a bit icky?