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to think the use of the term C****** is really not necessary

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merrywidow · 16/01/2011 09:18

Well ?

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SwearyMary · 16/01/2011 19:03

I never refer to my fanjo as my cunt though, I like to call it my love pocket Wink

Cuntyballs.....Grin

TimeForACHEEKYWine · 16/01/2011 19:19

oooh what a jolly cunting good thread! Wink

merrywidow · 16/01/2011 19:27

Good job I don't take myself too seriously TimeForA.. could have escalated into a free for all Grin

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lochnessmumster · 16/01/2011 20:00

Fanjo is a good name for your lady bits swearyMary.
There is a real lack of variety when it comes to words for our fanjo's.

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 16/01/2011 20:13

What about lady garden?

I love the word minge. It almost sums up the colour and texture too and starts with mmmmmmmm.... Which can't be half bad.

Or if with friends I will say " hmm my knickers are right up my vaj."

I enjoy the one commonly used in my rough home town which is "cunt 'ead"

BeerTricksPotter · 16/01/2011 20:15

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Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 16/01/2011 20:15

Can't use fanjo here anymore as it is the name for a popular brand of shower gel - so rubbing my fanjo all over takes on a new connotation.

Sad Grin

SwearyMary · 16/01/2011 20:20

Well no one is allowed to call it their love pocket because thats 'my' name for my fanjo. Fanny? Minnie? Minge? Foof?

fanjo is the 'real' name, right? Wink

BlackSwan · 16/01/2011 20:20

Hate it. Really only ever see/hear this word on MN & find it very low. Embarrassed for anyone using it.

lochnessmumster · 16/01/2011 20:30

Don't feel embarrassed for me blackswan, it's such a pain in the cunt vagina.Grin

BlackSwan · 16/01/2011 20:33

Sorry I can't help it. Blush You just come across as uneducated.

lochnessmumster · 16/01/2011 20:37

WOW! You can tell that from the use of one word? Aaah cunting cunty Mccuntings,I thought I'd covered it up pretty well but I'm clearly no match for you Colombo.

GlynistheMenace · 16/01/2011 20:40

Nah, minge is the name for your pubes, fanjo is for the whole 'area'

innit?

lochnessmumster · 16/01/2011 20:41

Foofoo is one I've heard used, quite sweet I thought.

SwearyMary · 16/01/2011 20:41

Blackswan, have you looked at NetMums or the BBC one Being a Parent? The don't say cunt, cunting, cunty or cuntiness there. No fucking, bastards, wankers (well, there are a few), no bollocks, nothing. There are some flowers at the end of each message though. Twee. Grin

GlynistheMenace · 16/01/2011 20:43

fuck me, i'm thick as well as a cunt then Blush

JoBettany · 16/01/2011 20:46

I agree with BlackSwan. The only time I see this word being used is on MN.

Always think the posters who use it are pretty sad and trying a bit too hard!

lochnessmumster · 16/01/2011 20:51

Well ladies, we might be a bunch of uneducated cunts but we get top marks for effort! Thank cunt for that.

brightlightsandpromises · 16/01/2011 20:52

Fuck is my favourite word, cunt is my second favourite word. I do not use either in front of my DD.

What other words are there when you are just right over the edge??? You can get right behind them FFFuuuck and CCCCCunt Fudge and cupcakes just dont cut the mustard.

I probably use fuck too much in general, but cunt is reserved for special occasions.

I call my vagina my pussy generally, but if i am being sexual i call it my cunt, i find it erotic and so does my DP. I also tell my DP to FUCK me harder. They are just very experssive words.

Its all a matter of context i guess.

narkypuffin · 16/01/2011 20:52

How petit bourgeois of you Swan.

It's a word.

BlackSwan · 16/01/2011 20:53

Thanks JoBett.

Lochness - actually, you sound more like a daft pirate.

brightlightsandpromises · 16/01/2011 20:53

See, i don't like the word Fanjo, it makes my toes curl.

lochnessmumster · 16/01/2011 20:56

Why thank you Blackswan, that's the nicest thing you've said all night.
Bit tame though, maybe if you used the word 'cunt' it would have more impact.

ToriaPumpkinHead · 16/01/2011 21:07

I really don't get the issue with the word, I use it online and in real conversations and I'd like to think I'm not dim, uneducated or sad. Also agree that asterisks are a bit silly as it's obvious what the word is, so you might as well just say it.

I have a friend who cannot bear the word moist, and would rather hear/say cunt any day of the week over that!

MyLifeIsChaotic · 16/01/2011 21:08

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