to wonder why everyone always seems to agree with TrillianAstra?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

She must be paying people.

Every discussion I read, she makes a point and then the next poster pops along and agrees with her.

Is she immensely wise or is this some secret code that I'm not party to?

The Confucius of Mumsnet?

I only ever pop in and out of MN but even a relative newbie like myself recognises TrillianAstra's screen name

Although that's probably because there's another poster with an Astra-sounding name and it took me a while to work out that they weren't the same poster

Whaddya mean that isn't part of the secret code, that is my best one???

my left is my best one too

but not the biggest

My biggest (the right one) is the best - the smaller (yet more pert of the two) likes to sprout a nipple hair that needs to be plucked when I remember, so is out of favour.

my left one just works better

the right one just sits here

like a potato or summat

Must admit the right one (despite lack of random and nuisance areola hair) just doesn't sit right in a bra.

Might have to go back to liking the left one better.

oddly my right is Dp's favourate. i think its because he sleeps on that side so it's nearer.
I have discussed favouratism with him numerous times but still he neglects poor Betty

Guffaw at Betty!

No, my left is my fullsome one, my right is a cup size smaller. Though it doesn't show in clothes, so I am told.

Both are equally droopy.

Bloody kids.

Since we're sharing, my left one is bigger, but the right one produces more milk. I used to hold little competitions with my breast pump

I think lefty has just had more attention

it is the accessible one when DH are both on our ides in bed

the right one just diappears under my armpit when I lie on my right side and has to be coaxed out

sides

Same here Yank

Tis the very best way.

now i come to think of it, the left (betty) is the one that slaps DP round the face when i turn over in the night. maybe thats why he favours the right (sue)

Lizzy i'll join you in the queue at the surgeons office.
i'd love to restore them to their former glory, they have not aged well.

Well, now seems an apt time for me to jump in and alopogise for starting a pizztake thread that went tits-up. (Did you see what I did there?)

So, sorry.

Will stick to tagines and soup in the future.

well thats all very well and good chaos but, which boob is better?

Well my DH is normally indisriminate, but ATM mo, I have an awful ingrowing hair on the left one, so he's babbed from that one.

TMI

babbed?

Banned.

bloody get a room you lot

Thanks mate.