Do you think your dp still fancies you when ?

[flakeofsnow]

Your doing your tash,or your bikini line?.

Or your being sick after a girls night out?,after having to many,you give him a promise and end up passing out and snoring on the bathroom floor.

So whats the worst state you have been in and he still fancies or loves you,name it and shame it.

aye

worst state - giving birth!

however, i have never doen my tash/bikini/passed out. I am not 21!

Shat myself during sex!

blimey being very drunk probably - i don't have to do my 'tash' thankfully and would lock the bathroom door if i did

fanny farts during sex ?

oh yes, indeedy

Hmm i had a moment when i was pregnant with DS1 where he came in to find me very fat, naked, covered in vomit and possibly wee, crying in a heap on the floor, to be fair i was very ill.

AF (voted for you btw, our joint effort on my name didn't get shortlisted

Giving birth definitely
or completely paralytic drunk!

Yep. Seems no matter what unwieldy position I'm in he can't get enough. In fact probably at least once a week he's said "you know, even though you're [insert situation] I STILL think you're the sexiest woman on the planet."

Situations such as being covered in snot, giving birth, having a baby attached to me all day, leaky boobs etc...

Damn, made myself sad now, he's stuck in hospital for a few days :(

oo ta, ALBOB

I voted for myself, selfish cow that I am...

After I had dd3 the MW lifted the sheet to change my pad & dh went for a look doesn't seem to have put him off

Oh and quite recently when I was braving the snow and had so many layers I looked like the Michelin man (my words not his) :o

Nothing serious I hope Frostyandslippery?.

Just think, you have some making up to do.

Don't blame ya AF You were winning when I voted. I wonder what the prize will be :)

Anyway sorry for the hijack!

Yes fanny farts...

Frosty

my DH thinks I'm bluddy lovely all the time no matter the situation..I think he may have bad eye-sight or I have sufficiently scrambled his brains with me sirens lure nice-tits

Either giving birth...

Or the time when I did my knee in and was in so much pain I could barely make it to the edge of the bed- he had to hold me and help me wee in a bucket.

How he still finds me sexy I will never know!

Frosty

Giving birth definitely. Never seen me shaving/bleaching anything though. And there's a very definite no-seeing-each-other-on-the-loo rule chez FP.

My Dh shaves my pubes

Never do lady maintenance in front of my DH . but equally we have both handled each other when paralytic or genuinely ill and I don't feel any differently about him! Pooing during labour then the resulting stitches nightmare doesn't seem to have put the poor sod off either!

Another vote for giving birth here! Or maybe the times I have been suffering with 'morning' sickness and puked up a whole day's food - never seen so much sick in my life!
He's never seen me do my tash or bikini line but now has to help me out with the latter as I can no longer see it! :)

Oops that was supposed to end with 'he still tells me I'm the sexiest woman alive'

Nobody knows this but my DH has seen me go to the toilet in DD's potty!

It was an emergency!

Goodness me- one needs a certain air of mystery, you know! Which probably extends to refraining from shitting yourself during sex. Unless he's a bit niche.

I once grumbled that I was no domestic goddess. My DH said "no you're just a goddess."

DH claims he fancies me more now that he's seen me give birth 3 times. Really not sure how he worked that one out! :o