Do you think your dp still fancies you when ?

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Your doing your tash,or your bikini line?.

Or your being sick after a girls night out?,after having to many,you give him a promise and end up passing out and snoring on the bathroom floor.

So whats the worst state you have been in and he still fancies or loves you,name it and shame it.

Well men are well impressed with birth..after I gave birth to my 2 DDs my DH told me he had a new found respect for the power and strength of a woman..

I think he still loves me- well he tells me he does all the time!

He has seen me give birth twice- both times ending with a third degree tear and losing a lot of blood.

He has seen me and felt me without my legs being shaved!

He sees me with my stretch marks and mummy tummy and still seems to love me

He has seen me drunk and sicky countless times in our 8 years together (got with him a week after my 18th birthday and did not have our first daughter till I was 21)

Mind you I have seen him being sick after drinking too much and still love him loads!!!!!

I have shaved my DH's bumhole and perennium (he was getting a lot of jock itch so we decided it should all come off and he should get a nice coating of Canesten!)

But he's never done mine - I get it done in the salon.

He's never seen me give birth because, well, I didn't, I had sections (not by "choice" - well, I chose to live, but you know) but I doubt he would have minded. Though he did pass out when I was having a spinal

He says he could hear a hammering noise

He's heard me spew. He's seen skid marks. (I dont leave them generally but got caught once)

He's smelt a fart of mine (and me a fair damn few of his)

He's unblocked the shower trap full of slimy shampoo and conditioner coated wad of hair? That was gross.

DH tells me he does despite my hairy legs (although he does tease me about them by pretending to plait them :o) and the strange liquids coming out of both ends - we all have vomiting flu bug :(

Has seen me vomit into a bucket for 12 hours straight in the past (baaaad periods) and watched the ventouse, forceps, emergency caesarian nightmare that was DD's birth.

Tatty That goes way above the call of duty

When i sneezed on his arm yesterday, half asleep and forgot to cover my mouth

I caught myself padding up and down the house in my Tesco Pj's and a fluffy pink housecoat tied in the middle that made me look like a Barbiefied sack of spuds and some fleece lined great granny slippers. Amazingly DH still snugled into me and give me a snog but I wouldn't have fancied me!!!

(Had a major bedtime wardrobe rethink after I saw myself in the mirror after that!!)

mmm - I'm still really ashamed when I remember (just about) that he rubbed my back while I was naked sat in front of the loo puking after a drunken night out.
There again, I have scraped him up off the bathroom floor in an unfit state afew times too.

Hasn't put either of us off!