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Irrational Celebrity Hatreds?

411 replies

perfectstorm · 17/12/2010 05:33

The Kylie thread got me thinking about annoying celebrities who aren't really doing any harm. They aren't Mel Gibson, or Pete Doherty, or even Kanye West. Yet they raise my bloodpressure, just the same.

Am I being unreasonable to hate:

Kirsty Alsopp. Her home shows did it - I was never bothered when she did Location Location Location. But now she trills on about how you can do all these things on the cheap, before she calls on some artisanal craftsman for the stars (Little Venice Cake Company, anyone?), gets them to give her one-to-one tuition, then fecks off back to her country manor until they turn up a few days later with her own slightly inept offering... and a complete set of stellar ones they put together as a gift, which would ordinarily cost the national debt of a developing nation. It's like Marie Antoinette offering cake recipes to the plebs, while chummily declaring that taste requires no cash.

Bruce Willis: because of the way he purses his lips. No other reason. It makes me shudder.

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Marlinspike · 17/12/2010 11:23

LOVE this thread!

LOATHE these slebs:

Harry Hill
Fearne Cotton
Christine Bleakley
Jo Whiley
Chris Moyles (arrogant t**t)
Huw Edwards (what's so special about reading an autocue?)
Ann Widdecombe

Numberfour · 17/12/2010 11:23

Bruce Forsyth
Cheryl Cole
Miley Cyrus
Sarah Jane wotsit from Ceebeebies
Simon Cowell
Jamie Oliver
Julia Roberts
Dustin Hoffman
Russel Brand
Ricky Gervais

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

becaroodolf · 17/12/2010 11:26

Ian Hislop...poisonous little gnome Angry

Kirstie Allsop...no fucking idea how real people actually live

Robbie Williams....TT were good til he came back. When will someone tell him that smirking and lifting his eyebrows is not actually that clever??

Eammon Holmes...just want to smash his fat face in

Loads more.....

MardyQuickFollowThatStar · 17/12/2010 11:30

Elfpants
"And finally: The Grand Old Duke of York. What a fucking stupid thing to do. Up or down - make up your fucking mind you blue-blooded time-wasting TWAT."

Brilliant! Xmas Grin

kreecherlivesupstairs · 17/12/2010 11:36

Elfpants. Fantastic.
I'd like to expand my list to include Brucie should be in a box by now Forsyth and, a non celebrity, S's mum whose rabbits have mysterioulsy been rehomed.

weedle · 17/12/2010 11:39

Fern bloody Britton! I hate her like she broke into my house christmas eve and pissed all over the presents.

ohmeohmy · 17/12/2010 11:39

Michael Barrymore. Makes me want to kill kittens or something equally awful. Never funny or entertaining.

lolcat · 17/12/2010 11:43

Ronan bloody Keating
Ewan McGregor
Robbie Williams
Simon Cowell
Tom Cruise
Kevin Costner
Angelina Jolie
all vile
...and Frankie Boyle, but I think that is quite rational actually.

Marlinspike, I love Huw Edwards, I could listen to him reading the news all day!

becaroodolf · 17/12/2010 11:45

Steve wright
Bill Turnbull
cilla black
barbara windsor
richard briers - get the feeling he is quite nasty IRL
kylie - overrated
all of the women on SATC apart from Kim cattrall
frankie boyle - unfunny evil shithead
jason manford - wanker
jeremy clarkson - obviously
lee mack
harry hill

so many twats, so little time to list them all.....

prettymuchapixiegirl · 17/12/2010 11:48

Ben Fogle; no particular reason just very annoying.

Also most Blue Peter presenters and ex-presenters

IWillCountToThree · 17/12/2010 12:11

Justin Fletcher - makes my teeth itch
Ricky Gervais
Michael Winner - puts me in a murderous rage
That 'Go Compare' singer. I even refused to use the website recently as some kind of rebellion. Xmas Grin
Russel Watson
Russel Brand
Jonathan Ross - Gggggrrrrr

Getting angry just typing their names!

GetOrfMoiLand · 17/12/2010 12:15

badcover, you sound like a nice well rounded individual Smile p/a

LJBanana · 17/12/2010 12:28

Richard Hammond, Konnie Huq, Robbie Williams, Christine Bleakley. Put them in a barrel and sail them out to sea.

M44 · 17/12/2010 12:32

Steve Coogan and Fred Dibnah....go out the room if dh is watching.....within seconds.

M44 · 17/12/2010 12:35

oh and whispers....Miranda Hart.
Runs away as sooo many people seem to like her-it is awful....her voice....there is also anohter 'comedienne' - but she is so vile I don't even know her name.....

Marlinspike · 17/12/2010 12:35

Isn't Fred Dibnah dead? Are we allowed deceased folk?

M44 · 17/12/2010 12:38

yes..he is but that doesn't stop all the re runs of his BORING and TEDIOUS stuff...

Chil1234 · 17/12/2010 12:42

Diane Abbott...nothing to do with her politics but that breathy voice and fluttering eyelid affectation makes my toes curl.

countless · 17/12/2010 12:42

this thread is making me cry!
brilliant

am i the only person whao hates that tall guy on take me out?? no likey no lighty?

and gordon f-ing ramsey

thecatatemygymsuit · 17/12/2010 12:44

Chris Martin and Bono, pompous and humourless pair of feeble bores.

jonicomelately · 17/12/2010 12:47

Vernon Kay
Phillip Schofield
Emily Maitlis
Claudia Winkleman (I want to like her but I can't)
John Humphries
Alys from Gardeners' World. There is NOBODY on the planet smugger and more self-satisfied than this woman.

GabbyLoggon · 17/12/2010 12:49

Its not irrational if we give reason

David Williams hes clever but he turns up all over the place in print and on TV

badcoverversion · 17/12/2010 12:56

Getorf, I am actually a rather nice well rounded individual smiley face per annum. My Mum tells me that all the time.

Is it irrational to want to stove C.J DeMooi and Daphne's face in with a dirty pavement slab? Do they even count as zelebrity?

Soups · 17/12/2010 12:57

Michael Buble. He has a face I want to slap.

OnEdge · 17/12/2010 12:59

Dermot o Leary, he fucking does this gasping inhale through his teeth at the end of sentences. I can't stand jiggy excitable men.

That bloke who is married to libby pervis and does a country programme mid week, used to be on Thats Life, curly hair. - he is sooo sickly.

Cheri off loose women, boring !!

John Humphries arrogant arrogant WANKER !!