To Kick my MIL in the Tits?

[TrollinaTrollpants]

Shes been ill recently, DH has been a rubbish son, he hasn't rang for months. Any way they are comming for xmas day and i know they will moan about my kids, moan about my food, moan about my house.

aibu to just kick her in the tits?

Go for it! the miserable bastard

what about BIL? can i kick him in the knob?

Rise above it, keep a beatific smile on your face all day, do what you need to to enjoy the day, and go to bed at night content that you, if no-one else, have behaved with dignity and maturity all day.

You'll have a thumping headache and a stiff jaw, but you will also have the moral high ground!

YANBU

YABVU

Kick her in the fanjo instead

Blimey, what are you a gymnast or is she very small?

i think the moral highground is vastly over rated.

How about a combination of karate kicks, punches and chops, Angelina Jolie style (from 'Salt').

what about the really annoying neice?

can i fuck her up - shes 17?

Just make them all a batch of exlax brownies...LOL.

i would just stab them all

YABU. I haven't been able to kick above the waist since I was 25.

The moral highground helps if you need to get your foot up that high though. Or a small set of stepladders.

Maybe she has very low tits Roonil.

YABU to think violent thoughts only 2 weeks away from Santa's birthday.

I always wanted to that to my MIL. Do it while you've got the chance or you'll regret it forever.

What about gas on full blast, throw in a match and run like buggery?

get pissed yourself and burn dinner et that way she really will have something to moan about, Oh yeah kick dh in the betty swalocks too for being a rubbish son.

nah, i can't d the gas thing - its at my house

they don't drink - they just complain...i drink...i drink lots.

what about the nephew - he's only 8 - can i kick him?

What the bloody hell have you lot been smoking?

mine drink sensibly and i dont so its always abit frustrating,im always a bit worried ill end up standing by the back door with a marlboro light telling them some of my "stories"

This is soooo not what Christmas is about!!! Spend time with people you like and love.

Uninvite the ungrateful bastards and have a happy day without them, it's just not worth the stress.

Failing that, kick her in the cunt, poke her in the eyes and ram the Christmas (nice) big Ham, up her arse.

Hth :o

Drop kick the nephew..
Right into next year.

ha ha ha made me laugh.

kick her in the fanny and tell her if she doesnt like your hospitality to fuck off

Can we have the relevant link please?