To Kick my MIL in the Tits?

[TrollinaTrollpants]

Shes been ill recently, DH has been a rubbish son, he hasn't rang for months. Any way they are comming for xmas day and i know they will moan about my kids, moan about my food, moan about my house.

aibu to just kick her in the tits?

That's just what she needs after being ill a good kicking!

Feel free to pick their plates up and put them in the bin when they moan about food though. (Did that with FIL once and he's never moaned since)

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lolol i am crying with laughter

You don't need the moral high ground, her boobs are probably somewhere around her knees at her age. just ping the elastic on her bra and lo and behold they will be at kicking height, even for a stunted troll.

Go for it. I really regret not toeing my cunt MIL right in the phlange while she was till alive.
This year, for the first time in 11 we are going to England. Will have to practice my WWF moves for the whole of DH's twattish family.
I really don't like them. Bunch of whinging, sickly tossers.

you can kick mine if you want,They are currently in meltdown cos we are not going to them for xmas its 120 miles and i will be 35wks pg have a history of prem labours and will be my 4th section so not being precious.

take it you don't like them kreecher - it was v. subtle but i got it