To have munched my way through 140g of Revels, approx 70g of Maltesers and be well on my way through a 3rd glass of wine?

[Mowiol]

Because I'm worth it!

Well, actually because my afternoon consisted of ploughing my way through a lesson to a class of rowdy and difficult interesting and challenging teenagers.

Naughty bran.

My inconsiderate dd throws up all over new carpet and I come back to find blatant favouritism in sharing of maltesers. Hope you are proud of yourselves young ladies

Sorry [bush].... hope your DD is OK?

And your carpet!

Here, have the last malteser!

[bush]!!! even!!

bush

Thanks for the malteser. DD is fine now. Luckily the carpet cleaned up. Following a previous particularly unpleasant neon plum coloured vomit incident, I now feed her a diet which consists exclusively of foods compatible in colour to our floor covering

Glad all is good in the Spikey household!

You deserve the Malteser more that I did Spiky. I loathe cleaning up sick. Sorry about the crumbs.