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To not want to hunt for this mouse in case it rips my throat out?

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StuffingGoldBrass · 23/11/2010 23:39

I know it's in here. I can hear it. But I am a great big scaredy wuss and can't bring myself to start pushing boxes about in an attempt to flush it out and clobber it.
In case it, you know, attacks...

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tallwivglasses · 24/11/2010 00:10

That's now't. We had RATS Shock (just in the shed)

But I have had mice. Lived with them in harmony for a while when I was young but when they start crapping on your breadboard...

Call in the RodentBusters x

StuffingGoldBrass · 24/11/2010 00:23

Poledra: *WAAAAAAAAHHH! WAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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midori1999 · 24/11/2010 00:32

Would you like some company for it? I can send some over if you like?

(we have around 100 mice and 50 rats in our shed Grin)

StuffingGoldBrass · 24/11/2010 00:43

Midori aaargh! But I thought you didn't get mice and rats in the same place.

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OldLadyKnowsNothing · 24/11/2010 00:49

Well, I've had mice in the kitchen (and further afield, judging by the poison in odd places in the house when I moved in) and also one single, very handsome rat (sorry, I poisoned him, still feel bad about that) in said kitchen, but not at the same time, if that helps?

midori1999 · 24/11/2010 01:05

I have no idea whether you do, I breed mine, they are domestic.

We also have some of these:

www.hamstersratsandmore.co.uk/blog/multimammates-praomys-natalensis/

Now they bite. Grin

Never been bitten by a mouse or rat though.

onceamai · 24/11/2010 01:12

Just realised - your mouse has kept me up too. eek (eek) going to bed. Make sure you've got your slippers on and put your feet upon a stool for safety.

thesecondcoming · 24/11/2010 08:30

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2blessed2bstressed · 24/11/2010 08:43

SGB, my illusions have been shattered, you're actually doing a McKeith! Grin

Jacksmama · 24/11/2010 15:16

Getting a small, evil chuckle out of the idea of SGB being scared. Mwaaahhh-haaaa-haaaa!

If it's a rat, you'd better sleep somewhere else tonight. They've been known to come sit on your chest and try to suck your breath while you're sleeping.

Oh wait, maybe that's that myth about cats. That right, rats nibble your lips... especially zombie rats...

TheEvilDead2 · 24/11/2010 15:32

gillian mckeith is that you?

RunawayChristmasTree · 24/11/2010 15:37

Get your hoover out, if you want your mice gone get a dyson Grin

StuffingGoldBrass · 24/11/2010 17:20

Oh do fuck off, all of you. The wretched thing is still somewhere in the room, every now and then I hear a scuttle and a scratch...

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Jacksmama · 24/11/2010 19:03

Don't turn your baaaaaaaaaack.... :o

Rollmops · 24/11/2010 19:08

Mice, per se, are amongst the most ferocious of all predators; pay no heed to their..eer... rather, unimpressive size - fierce things come in tiny packages and all that.
My cousins friends aunt had one in her cellar who ripped 5 enormous cats to shreds in a jiffy! Blood and guts everywhere....
Honest!
{Evil} Grin

ilovehens · 24/11/2010 19:24

We have mice all the time even though we have cats.

You can either set a 'humane' trap which doesn't hurt them and just traps them in a little box for you to release them later,

or

A snap trap which kills them instantly by breaking their neck.

I give them a chance first with the humane one, but if they won't go into it, then I set a snap trap.

The cat thing never works. My cats just sit there wondering what's going on.

You should try and catch it though. Mice can nibble through the electrics which can cause a house fire.

Jellykat · 24/11/2010 19:28

May i add, mice 100% DO climb up your trouser legs, i was wearing bootcut jeans at the time, it shot up passed my knee, i had to grab my thigh to stop it going further.. i have never got my trousers off so fast!!!

I kid you not!!!

I would advise a couple of scarves tied around your ankles.. or bicycle clips.. Grin

MrsMellowdrummer · 24/11/2010 19:31

Get a big welly.

If the mouse runs over, scoop it up, and take out to the garden.

I am a veteran of this technique.

babyicebean · 24/11/2010 19:43

I have a spare hunty kitten - do you want me to post him to you?

RunawayChristmasTree · 24/11/2010 19:43

Hoover woman hoover

Jellykat · 24/11/2010 20:14

HeeHeeHee Runaway s'pose she sucks him up,and he gets jammed in the pipe..

Eeeeeww to a dyson, unbagged mice bits!

thesecondcoming · 24/11/2010 20:55

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Rollmops · 24/11/2010 21:05

Zillions of spiders are eaten by all of us in our sleep - well known factoid.
Apparently same goes for miceShock Explains the uber-bad breath on some mornings it does.
Grin

Jellykat · 24/11/2010 21:10

MEOW.. I eat mice!

LittleWhiteWolf · 24/11/2010 21:29

I'll come and get it for you, I'm not afraid of anything that small. Pshaw. [burly women emoticon]

Smaller than mice I can understand. If you were cowering from a spider, I might sympathise. But a mouse? Bah!

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