to want to try a deep fried marsbar

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they look nice, but no doubt a billion calories and sickening

sockmonkey - that's where the Irn Bru comes in handy - it fizzes the film of fat away

Can't beat Irn Bru from a glass bottle. Then you go get your 20p back when you give the bottle back. When I was a student, I used to save my empty bottles of Irn Bru up for when the student loan ran out. Could get myself a couple of pints in the student union when I cashed them in! Hehe, those were the days...

i think i have put on a stone just reading this thread

i have had a deep fried mars bar and can still remeber that hot melty sticky heaven but i think one in a lifetime is quite enough for me

Do they have different fryers for the Mars bars (and Creme Eggs and Snickers)?

Surely they do - otherwise they'd taste all fish and chippy, no?

Oooh, a white pudding supper with salunsauce - I want to come hoooooooooooooooooooome!

Who needs Heston Blumenthal with good Scottish cooking

ooo I want a white puddin supper now
I like mine with salad cream

Some chipies will sell the sauce in a bottle for those of you who have to live in uncivilised parts of the country.