HECATE: I AM A MORBIDLY OBESE MUM WITH 2 DCS AND THEY ARE SKINNY.....SHOULD I FEED THEM MORE JUNK FOOD OR JUST CALL SOCIAL SERVICES TO TAKE THEM AWAY?

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oooooops sorry my finger slipped

PLEASE IGNORE SILLY THREAD AND LET IT DIE lol

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:o

Jeez I go do the school run and MN has gone mad .

Hi
I am a researcher for a well known daytime tv programme. Would you like to come on my show and find out the possible father of your fat child while also confronting your cheating mother and incestuous sister and brother who are also your cousins??

Yes please, I will. What's the catering van like?

Oh we supply only the best. Froot shoots, greggs sausage rolls, angel delight and then for a healthy snack we offer rice crispie marshmallow squares for the added goodness of rice!

OMG serenity how did you know all that about my family?

OK so i need a DNA test on my skinny children because DH and I are both mahoosive...... I need you to do a lie detector on my sister to see if she was having an affair with our brother when she was married to my uncle and we may as well hunt for my missing brother while we are at it, last heard of when i was 2 and he was living up a tree on greenham common.

You should be ashamed!

hands out happy meals

oh no you didn't!

for your skinny DC...or yourself

I blame last nights panorama for all todays fat threads.

For everyone!

I meant to do not the bold thing!

I didn't see Panorama, I was too busy making cakes :o

MumNWLondon Ah, wondered if there'd been something like that.

have the skinny kids taken into care AT ONCE!
They were probably left by aliens and are not normal. Wave a Greggs sausage roll in front of them and see what happens...

Does anyone know where I can buy a battery powered blender so I can blend down happy meals for my 2 month old?

Just a bit worried she isn't eating enough because she is only on the 267th percentile.

I live very near Greenham Common. If you tell me where the tree was that your Brother was up, I could pop by and have a look. As it's autumn, if he was sitting on a leaf...

KaraStarbuckThrace, have you not heard of Baby Led Weaning? Just take her to MaccieD's and let her get on with it. No need for all that pureeing

my son loves his bottle at night - i give him diet coke in it as i am aware of health ishoos.

wtf is going on

I think all the doors to junk food outlets should be made thinner, perhaps two foot wide so fat people cannot get into said shops and buy crap

I read evening standard on my way home and apparently 3 children were taken into care for being obese, including 3 YO weighing 4 stone.

Anyfucker...I have no clue, the whole place seems to have gone mad with fat/thin threads

Sorry I'm eating lard and its making the keys slippy, but later i'm goin awht to point at fat people oo are avin their kiddes tayken away. Yeah.

it's because of this thread