To say that if there is one more fat v skinny thread stuck on here tonight I am going to bang your bloody heads together?

[HecateQueenOfWitches]

Well?

I will you know. I'll do it...

I was going to add, or another royal wedding one but then I saw what CerealOffender had just done.

YANBU!

aw. you're no fun.

YANBU

Considering hiding AIBU for 24 hours. Can you unhide threads when you're not ignoring them any more?

I'll be starting with you, loglady, if you don't watch it!

Oh god yes. Royal bloody wedding. There's nothing I care about less.

Oh yes - whether the moon landing was faked.

GUTTED i was going to start a thread with the title

I AM A MORBIDLY OBESE MUM WITH 2 DCS AND THEY ARE SKINNY.....SHOULD I FEED THEM MORE JUNK FOOD OR JUST CALL SOCIAL SERVICES TO TAKE THEM AWAY?

Phew- thought it was just me! Came back on to find the place invaded by fattipuffs and Thinnifers. What has been going on here today??

Go ahead and try, bonkerz... [menacing]

;)

Hecate - when you have finished banging heads together on mumsnet, can you come up here and bang the kids' heads together for me - because they are doing my head in (and I am too obese to run after them and catch them to do it myself!!

me too.

I could sit on them.

Of course, then you'd have a pair of hearthrugs instead of children.

A plan with no drawbacks...

i have moved onto stringy drips now

Whats with the influx of them all?!

I barely had time to read the whilst in MCdonalds, feeding my lard arse with Nuggets and chips

Tbh though, that isn't me being sarky...is actually quite true :o

Sounds like a fine plan, Hecate!

I'll lay on the lattes and chocolate cake herbal tea and freshly prepared fruit, and I'll expect you when I see you!

Here here Hecate. I might join in!

I made it halfway there, then I was so knackered I had to grab a taxi to the kebab shop home. Sorry. You'll have to squish your own kids, or bring them to me

Never mind, they've beggared off to school now, so I can have my morning coffee in peace. But you'd still be welcome any time, Hecate - I need someone to eat chocolate cake with!