Am I being unreasonable pretneding to be a mum when infact i am a dad in order to post here

[MumWithABum]

And how many others do you think are doing it ?

Af, you been on the brandy?

just the red, memoo, honest

whats with all the aggression AnyFucker ?

had a baileys too many ?

I dont actually have a bra, it is supposed to reference my ever growing girth whilst continuing the 'mum with a bum' rhyming theme.

It was in fact my DH (look at me with my abreviations !!) who suggested the name.

Anything else ?

Your dh?

Just catching up here. Not nice

((((yawn))))

((((goes back to I'm a sleb))))))

PawithaCar?

i thought DH was dear half..

oops that doesnt make sense . Should it be dear partner ?

DP that must be it. .. well i am new o this abreviations lark.

what is a method troll?

DH is Dear Husband.
DP is Dear Partner
DW is Dear Wife
DF is Dear Fiance

Pa - just get stuck in elsewhere, eh? You've attracted enough attention now.

i am only responding to peoples comments, wouldn't want to seem rude.

I have been following the father christmas stuff.

Still what is a method troll ?

aggression ?

get over yourself, eh ?

you are tripping yourself up now with your mixed-up acronyms, and your faux defensiveness

anybody would think you were a troll

thanks for the lovely welcome Anyfucker ,

@ AF

Op I've no objection to you posting, as has been said men are more than welcome but I'm a bit at the attempt to deceive.

Pa, you are very welcome as long as you don't act like a nob

which you have, and seem to be continuing to do

I like the fact the men post on mumsnet, as can be attested to by my posts

but pillocks get short shrift, male or female

that

Pa - wander off elsewhere on the boards. No need to respond to every poster. You'll learn that. Develop a MUCH thicker skin. Be respectful, you are in a female chamber. Don't be defensive. AVOID the breast feeding threads. And don't, I mean DON'T upset AF.

oops! I see. get out the JCB.

pawithabra - are you a former troll who enjoyed yourself so much here you thought you would join?

I am fascinated by this idea - someone mentioned it the other day and now I want to know if it's true. Did any of the computer geeks who apparently once trolled on masse stay?

Some trolls seem to enjoy the baiting so I wonder whether they then start posting normal responses on other threads and before they know it they are joining in perfectly normal discussions about homework for reception children or the benefits of breast feeding.

I am not asking for anything from anyone, a red carpet or even a 'hello how do you do'

I dont understand why anyfucker has took offence .

as for pretending to be a woman , well i only did it to join and the first thing i asked was if its Ok. On being told it was ok for dads to be here I changed my name to make it clear I was a man.

I have tried (in my way) to be light hearted and have fun, and the majority of reponses have been in the same spirit.

some people ffs

Pan, I ain't the thread police as you very well know

I will call a pillock a pillock, though