Can I get support for pretty much anything on Mumsnet if I say I'm sorry?

[DialMforMother]

I was having a horrible day yesterday and finally I snapped and killed my family with a trowel. Once they were dead I fried them in a light tempura batter and served them to my NCT group when they came round for coffee.

I feel really bad. I totally expect to be on the receiving end of competitive non judging be flamed.

hmmm... I see where you are coming from but

we are all human and make murderous mistakes

Did they taste like chicken?

What's tempura

someone's going to tell you off for a thread about a thread any minute now..

Was the batter made with organic flour?
Did the oil contain trans fats?

A thread about a thread?????? Tell me more.

< sulks as unhappy to have missed something >

No, sorry - it's only acceptable if you turn them into curry !!

Are you a benefit scrounger? Are you blaming it all on the coalition government cuts, like all benefit scroungers do? If so, sorry just doesn't cut it I'm afraid.

LEAVE HIM.

You misunderestimate me my friend: 'tis a thread about many threads.

Hmm its almost as if some people opening themselves up to being flamed (apparently), actually want people to make them feel better about themselves.

Or am I being too cynical?

Anyone up for a game of hopscotch?

Like a fookin' playground

love competitive non judging. It is the perfect phrase for what goes on on here an awful lot.

Very good OP.

that would have been a hell of a lot of batches of deep frying, even if you have a full size deep fat frier. I hope you threw the fat away afterwards and aren't going to just strain it through an old sock and use it again next time you deep fry

Well I hope you used Cath Kidston crockery at the very least.

are you referring to the one about the woman who doesn't iron? because if you are she hasn't even apologised for it by the way.

YAB a bit U

Sethstarkadder of course I have a full size deep fryer. I wasn't going to mention it before but now I see what an understanding lot you are I can tell you that prior to their tragic trowelling (for which I'm deeply sorry) my 14 dcs ate nothing but the finest fryer scrapings.

@ feedmeseymour

and a Boden sock to strain the fat

tempura? NCT? you middle class snob. If you'd have fried them in lard and beer batter I might have had some sympathy.