Can I get support for pretty much anything on Mumsnet if I say I'm sorry?

[DialMforMother]

I was having a horrible day yesterday and finally I snapped and killed my family with a trowel. Once they were dead I fried them in a light tempura batter and served them to my NCT group when they came round for coffee.

I feel really bad. I totally expect to be on the receiving end of competitive non judging be flamed.

Thanks OP. I'll check out my local NT property. Sounds like my kind of trowel!

I couldn't possibly have got such good product advice on Netmums!! I love it here!

Of course yabu
it's all me, me, me.
Do you ever stop to think of the people who don't own a trowel?
Or what about the people who don't have NCT friends.
Yeah, try walking a mile in their Uggs (from Asda)
You come across as a bit selfish.

You wouldn't be posting here if you were a bad person. Recognising your problem is the most important thing, you have been very brave.

I do think you should get professional help though as frying food is really really unhealthy.

Recipe please.

Ha Ha @ Faaamily for Daily Mail mention and also Jonesy71. In fact all of you god dam it!(grin)

Please tell me it wasn't Nescafe coffee you served

I butchered three cats today. They were all ours by the way, but I'm terribly sorry about it

ach bless.did you post on youtube?summat nice for the weans to see

"HabbiBOO please don't flame me for that. I only fed them to the ff mothers"

Clearly the OP is a troll.

We all know you wouldn't find any ff mothers at an NCT group.

Urgh.

Meat.
Freedom Reared & local I hope.

I hope you finished the meal off with a chai latte

Not as extravagant as it seems, I can week's worth of meals from an average size family.
Bulk it out with lentils.
Make a stock - just some bayleaves and maybe some carrot & celery - makes a fab risotto. You can really taste the difference with freedom reared local homemade stock.

YANBU at all, I hope you can be brave in these sad times, chalk it up as a lesson learnt, we all make mistakes and can only grow as a person when we stumble, much love, arse x

Ideally of course, the butler would have done it. Failing that I hope you have laid a very long trail of red herrings.

wukter, I suspect the family were not outdoor reared.

Does a bugaboo count as 'outdoor'?

I wish I could aggressively stamp on your dead children feet - by accident!

Erm - I was a formula feeding mother, and was even on the committee of my local NCT branch. Though I suspect I was only there as some sort of quota or outreach programme.

Is formula feeding acceptable if you buy the formula at Waitrose, though?

(I really liked the thread, but I've never used a biscuit before and thought it might be crunchy and might go with the tempura!)