Apprentice!!!!! Everyone to their tellies now, now, now!

[proudnglad]

Just providing a public service there, me loves.

Sorry, late to the party as usual. I hope the champagne BBQ consists of nothing but sausages.

Hahahaha "I was responsible for weighing ingredients"

Didn't Labour do it at the last minute?

why are all there eyes so blue?

Takes sausage makers years before they get it right really?

We think Lord Sugar sounds like the name of a cartoon mascot for Tate & Lyle.

I wish he was stil Surralan. Lord Sugar doesn't have the same ring to it.
Dan is a tosser isn't he? He's too good TV to lose now.

My job was stirring.

it was SHAMEFUL pmsl

it was shameful!! lol!!

IT WAS SHHHHH ameful, lol

Oooh love the backstabbing

katz...you are a bit slow with that observation !

Cringible?

is that a word?

cringeable?!

Ooh, new word: cringeable

the recriminations and mudslinging are best bit

Yep, the guy with no clothes is going.

Crackin first episode

They all look knackered Maybe they are asleep and the blue eyes are painted in ?

oh I hope Stuart doesn't go.........

"Stuart also claims to have "no sense of political correctness"."

• that could be fun

i think i am a little bit in love with nick - "cocky sort of chap"!

'arguing like a load of old washer women'.

y'all know the office is a set.AS real office are in brentwood, a modest building