Apprentice!!!!! Everyone to their tellies now, now, now!

[proudnglad]

Just providing a public service there, me loves.

It's in the TV section, where TV talk should be

bloody hell this is a fast thread

no explanation for the very blue eyes, katz

I had put it down to my telly being on the blink !

oooh, I hope his Tie is red next week.

yes - have lenses in range of colours and styles

so many facial tics and sweat

Stuart is hilarious.

lol!

ahhhhh Stuart is an idiot in fact they all are

Gavel yer arse - it's in the wrong place.

One apprentice thread per week, or else.

They're all Midwich Cuckoos - Official Explanation for blue eyes

Tippy, you are properly making me lol, stoppit.

please keep stuart - I want to see some of his lack of PC ness that he claims to have

I'm not a cliche!

eejit

"I'm not a cliche"

I'm not a cliche, I just talk in them

gavel yer arse is that like butter yer fuck

Did we find out what a fishwife actually is?

any "entrepanuer" worth his shit is earning 100k anyway - so why do they go on this?

beg like a dog you sissy

proper job bitter

Why are they all unemployed? Was that a condition of his peerage, to get the numbers down?

do you have to be a complete idiot to go on this show?

Yes Katz- it's compulsory.