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to think that AIBU should be called 'MN Fight Club'

56 replies

GetOrfMoiLand · 04/10/2010 20:16

I have just lolled at the stern words above:

"Note: Please bear in mind that whilst this topic does canvass opinions, it is not a fight club."

How long has that been there?

I heart Fight Club

OP posts:
creequealley · 04/10/2010 20:17

Well the first rule is we don't talk about MN Fight club

saltyair · 04/10/2010 20:17

The first rule of Fight Club.....

VictoriasLittleKnownSecret · 04/10/2010 20:17

What is the First rule?

StewieGriffinsMom · 04/10/2010 20:18

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

VictoriasLittleKnownSecret · 04/10/2010 20:18

ooops cross posted

animula · 04/10/2010 20:18

Good grief. I hadn't noticed that.

Is it wrong that I'm snurking?

creequealley · 04/10/2010 20:18

what about a second rule. Any ideas anyone?

saltyair · 04/10/2010 20:19

what is snurking?

animula · 04/10/2010 20:20

Snurking is liek snickering but more furtive.

fedupofnamechanging · 04/10/2010 20:21

Think that is new. Don't remember seeing it before

saltyair · 04/10/2010 20:21

Oooh...I snurk all the time....usually in meetings where I'm meant to be being sensible...

2nd rule...Hmm....

GetOrfMoiLand · 04/10/2010 20:21

1st Rule - don't talk about Fight Club

2nd Rule - all pile on ANIMULA

Seriously, how long has that been there? Do you reckon all the infighting has really pissed off them upstairs?

OP posts:
AgentZigzag · 04/10/2010 20:29

oooo can I be Bob please?

ProzacTheGiggleFairy · 04/10/2010 20:37

Agent you can't be Bob as I have the bitch tits Grin

Tiredmumno1 · 04/10/2010 20:40
Grin
AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 20:45

First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a lead salad, you understand?

Tyler Durden: All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Tyler Durden: Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Grin
AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 20:46

ninth rule of Fight Club

Brad Pitt is to be drooled over and that is a fact

AgentZigzag · 04/10/2010 20:53

I'd do more than drool over Mr Pitt if I met him on a dark night. Fact.

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 20:54

yes, BP is on my "list"

I will have him one day

animula · 04/10/2010 20:55

Karmabeliever said that she and her dc go to Lidl and eat a packet of biscuits as they go round and then leave the wrapper at the till because it's the only way she can keep them quiet and they weed in the middle of the aisle once, and laughed when someone slipped in it. Is she BU?

AgentZigzag · 04/10/2010 20:56

You know you'd be havin' my sloppy seconds AF?

strawberrycake · 04/10/2010 20:57

YABVU

fight!!

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 20:57

I don't care, ZZ

AgentZigzag · 04/10/2010 21:00

Me neither.

I'd bitch fight Angelina on the red carpet just to lick his Italian handmade shoes.

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 21:03

perhaps we could gang up on Angelina, 'cos she looks well 'ard, tbh

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