to think that AIBU should be called 'MN Fight Club'

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I have just lolled at the stern words above:

"Note: Please bear in mind that whilst this topic does canvass opinions, it is not a fight club."

How long has that been there?

I heart Fight Club

Fuck off is she, after a couple of bevvies I'd be able to break her like the twig she is.

but...but...but...she is Lara Croft

she is a rufty-tufty one

She'd be well easy to topple on account of her unnatural norks top heaviness.

she has big feet though

She'll be wearing extraordinarily high heels...hang on...you're not scared of her are you??

yeah, she shits me up

she wears blood in a vial round her neck

that is some scary shit

Eeeewww does she really? The grufty caaaa

What's that all about then?

her and that old bloke she married for a while wore a vial of each others blood around their neck

trying to remember his name...

Billy Bob Thornton

Where's Brad? Is he here? Is he? Is he?

sorry lady, Brad is otherwise occupied at the moment

no lady, that could be dangerous

I am sat on his face, see ?

now kindly wait your turn...

What happened to 'this topic encourages people to give their opinion, watch out because they mght disagree with you'?

Dirty cow

ok, you can have him now

< hauls Brad up by his scrappy goatee >

Couldn't he get going, AF?

Pass him this way

He's gone all flaccid

am watching The Imbetweeners

this thread is very topical

You think so, SGM?

I am a big unit