My kids are being brats. We have no food in the house. I bugger off to Tesco, do a monster shop, and grab a bottle of red, so desperate to have a glass I almost slug it in the aisle. And I get fucking ASKED FOR ID. IM A 24YR OLD MARRIED MOTHER OF TWO FOR FUCK SAKE. My shits darling kids have obviously played with ,my purse again as my driving license is missing. So no wine.
AHHHHHHHHHH. I almost told him I didnt want any of the fucking shopping, but I really needed it. God damn you Twat Face in Tesco.
As you were.