to be shocked when I read this story of a mouse found in bread

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I once found a full on dragonfly in a pack of washed and ready to eat Morrisons baby leaf salad. Environmental health took it away, did an investigation and said it was just one of those things.

Not a patch on this though.

OMG.... the tail

"It's sliced! Bleeeeeugh!"

Wonder how many more loaves were then sliced?

Don't just say brown mouse, say hovis...

tesco, every little counts

I fear I am being doubted (don't blame you). I swear though I twisted the lid and the earwig dropped down off the inside of the lid and into the sauce.

So it was clinging upside down and alive for thirty-five years (or whatever Dolmio's shelf life is)? Okaaaaaay, if you say so
There's no alcohol at Guide camp is there?

Chil - disgruntled employee - OMG. Suppose it's no different to waiting staff who spit on your meal if you complain! Does that really happen btw??

I can't help feeling a little bit sorry for the mouse. It's not a very nice way to go.

I once found a huge human fingernail baked in a digestive biscuit. I sent it back to McVitie's and they sent me a ten pound voucher... Maybe I should've sent it to the Daily Mail instead, then I could've been famous.

Eughhh Emmalina - that's almost worse than the mouse . Jaffa Cakes from hereonin then

It was bad. I didn't find it until it got caught between my teeth

EEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Makes you think how much trust we put in people who prepare our food. I bit into slug that was in box of sliced mushrooms. Slug tastes very bitter.

I am too scared to click the link, but need to know what make of bread and which shop! What is it?

This is an old urban legend come true...you know like the '5 kinds of spunk in a korma' urban legend..

Ew, I saw this link on BBC last night, made mistake of opening it... VOM - felt RIGHT queasy I did!

Once had a FLY in a tin of tuna.... sent it back, got a £5 cheque....

took a while before I could buy that brand of canned fish again....

Poor mouse

Or am I missing the point?

YABVU of course

Ah, don't be mean to the factory.. wasn't their fault, it was the Gruffalo ....

"My favourite food!" the Gruffalo said.
"You'll taste good in a loaf of bread!"

"Good?" said the mouse. "Don't call me good!
I'm the scariest creature in this wood.
Just walk behind me and soon you'll see,
Everyone is afraid of me."

"Oh sure!," said the Gruffalo, scratching his chin
"You look tired, hop up in this tin."

I once found a pube in a packet of M&S crisps from their restaurant. And no, I didn't just give myself a good scratching before hand!

Brilliant LMSF -will never ever be able to read DC The Gruffalo again without the vision of the brouse (bread mouse naturellement).

Husky - slug, double yuk. Squashed one once by putting my bare foot into a walking boot - that soft, squelchy and slithery sensation between my toes. Extrapolate to mouth - yuk, yuk, yuk.

supposed to be working....

Apologies to Julia Donaldson....

It was Tesco shite white sliced I think Athel.
Poor mouse indeed. Baked to a turn.

it was Hovis Best of Both - I read!

My dad never allowed us to buy Hovis when we were kids; I later found out it was because he used to work in a Hovis factory and watched his colleagues piss into the dough.

We really need a [vomit] and [vomits copiously] emoticons, we really do, much more use than a biscuit.

That is disgusting tethersend

I hope something was done about it.

Why would people do that?