to think David Milliband is totally do-able?

[GrumpyOldHorsewoman]

Well, am I? Ed is lacking a certain something in that respect, but David.....

Someone else who likes Mandy I thought I'd never see the day!

Evenstar that is a very, very good description.

Not though if you consider that Tony Blair is the best example of Thatcherism we have had since, erm, Thatcher. (and I speak as a Labour party member ) I think he just thought we wouldn't notice.

Has anyone fessed up to wanting to do Tony? I mean, now that we've read what an animal he is in the boudoir.

I'd shag him, wouldn't do the brother though.

David Milliband's hair is like my (female) Latin teacher's. So YABU.

SWC - I didn't rebel against my parent's political views. I wasn't a nice teenager either - I rebelled against a hell of a lot of other stuff. I suppose I might have done though if my first boyfriend had been a Tory rather than a Thatcher hating socialist.

David Milliband would be like shagging a senior prefect. He would correct your dirty talk and use the third person.
'now I don't we mean that do we? Surely we generally would like to be fucked in the style of a train apropos speed and penetration and not actually 'like' a train as they rarely travel swiftly to and fro'

No No NO! to both

Tony is an animal in the boudoir? Never.

He'd be all "And now I am going to caress...your nipples before I head...down south "

Eugh. Eugh. EUGH.

Oh yes, he'd be doing that invisible-accordion-playing movement with his hands all the time.

Is anyone actually going to own up to being willing to do David "Iggle Piggle" Cameron?

He does (look like Iggle Piggle) doesn't he? Nah, you'd slip off through the oiliness.

Mind you, if it was between him and the-man-who-sold-his-soul I'd do Dave. (I think Riven said he was very fragrant and had good skin close up- you know, posh skin)

Urgh no David Milliband looks like a monkey cross bred with that lead gremlin with a stripe on its head.

Ed Balls is quite nice though.

He looks like he has poreless skin, does David. I don't like men with flawless skin. I like 'em a bit rougher

Ooh I forgot about Ed Balls.

I so would.

I saw David on a train once. and spent the journey texting my friend trying to establish whether it was David or Ed. it went something like this:

"David Milliband is on the train. He cuts quite a nice figure in the flesh"

"eeerrrr noooooo."

"really? maybe I'm confused then. do i mean Ed?"

"David's the weird looking one. You must mean Ed"

hat peers down the carriage. nope that's not the weird one. "oh. well in that case it's Ed on the train. Is David the one that looks like [mutual friend] then? always thought that was Ed"

"neither of them look like [mutual friend]."

You know who he is the spit of to me.. the guy on everybody loves raymond!

The younger one Ed I mean! The more ideologically left of the two!

hatwoman LOL

DH and I had similar convo

Me: Ed Milliband won the leadership contest

DH: Is he the one that's going grey or the other one?

Me: the other one

DH: the fatter, slightly swarthy one?

Me: Yes, that one

OK REALLY sad secret time.

I would do David

Ed - no way - looks too much like wallace (from Wallace & Gromit)

Alistair Campell - oh yes!

Tony Blair - possibly

But... I would have a go with....(deep intake of breath....

GEORGE OSBORNE!

I don't know what it is about him; he's really not remotely attractive, but there's just something there....

Urgh I wish I hadn't seen this when I had just finished my tea.

Ed is far too too googly-eyed & sweaty-skinned.

I must admit I quite like the extreme wonkiness of David ...

YANBU but Andy Burnham was the most do-able one in that contest! Ed would be second.

Please God No!!!

Ahaha I do see the appeal with George Osborne, he looks like he would be filthy. I could persuade him towards liberalism nudge nudge.

David yes. Mmmm.

GEORGE OSBORNE!!!

Depraved, depraved, depraved

David - I would.

Ed, Andy Burnham - both yes.

George Osborne - not in this lifetime.