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AIBU?

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To rip the limbs off these people and bludgeon them to death with the stumps?

45 replies

BitOfFun · 21/09/2010 10:55

When they make eye contact with me in the street and smile? So bloody presumptuous.

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sarah293 · 21/09/2010 10:55

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pagwatch · 21/09/2010 10:56

fuckers, with their 'good morning' shit. Killing is to good for them

travellingwilbury · 21/09/2010 11:00

YANBU , someone actually had the nerve to smile and say good morning to me and my children this morning .

Bloody perverts .

TheCrackFox · 21/09/2010 11:00

Fucking Scum. Angry

BitOfFun · 21/09/2010 11:01

The ones who try to make conversation are the worst. Angry

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5inthebed · 21/09/2010 11:03

How very dare they!

pagwatch · 21/09/2010 11:04

I am just going into town. I am tempted to go armed.

nameymcnamechange · 21/09/2010 11:04

Nutters.

I hope you crossed over and reported them to the police, social services and Crimewatch.

expatinscotland · 21/09/2010 11:05

Oh, I would love a taser. Go onto YouTube and watch tasering. The ones where they're doing it as a laugh are hysterical.

TheCrackFox · 21/09/2010 11:07

I'm old school as I really hanker after an electric cattle prod.

BitOfFun · 21/09/2010 11:09

Electrified gonad clamps?

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Doobydoo · 21/09/2010 11:11

Portable electric chair?...I feel a Dragons Den pitch coming onGrin

2blessed2bstressed · 21/09/2010 11:16

Eh Confused

TheCrackFox · 21/09/2010 11:21

Last week I sat behind a woman on the bus who picked her nose and then ate her bogies the entire journey - oh, how I wished I had a bolt gun.

sarah293 · 21/09/2010 11:23

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BitOfFun · 21/09/2010 11:23

Too good for her, Crackfox.

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TooBlessedToBeStressed · 21/09/2010 11:24

waves to 2blessed

TooBlessedToBeStressed · 21/09/2010 11:25

looks like there are two of us

OrmRenewed · 21/09/2010 11:26

Bastards!

Bludgeoning with a bloody stump's too good for 'em.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 21/09/2010 11:30

I'm sorry, but isn't all this touchy-feely, fluffy, sparkly niceness more suitable to Netmums than mumsnet?? Grin

RunningOutOfIdeas · 21/09/2010 11:32

YABU. You rip their limbs off and bludgeon them with their feet! Their stumps would still be attached to them so you wouldn't be able to get a good enough swing with them to really inflict damage.

vbusymum1 · 21/09/2010 11:34

I find it impossible to pass anyone in the street without a cheery greeting but I always wear a bullet proof vest and full riot gear.

jooseyfruit · 21/09/2010 11:39

rip the cunts face off and shit on their chin

thefirstmrsDeVere · 21/09/2010 11:40

I was in Morrisons last week with DC5 and old ladies kept stopping me so they could look at him!

I am not taking him out anymore. Just imagine what might have been going through their heads. It makes me sick thinking about it.

Flogging is too good for that type.

CerealOffender · 21/09/2010 11:41

oh you are so mean, maybe they have eye issues and are actually smiling at the nicer woman behind you.

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