To rip the limbs off these people and bludgeon them to death with the stumps?

[BitOfFun]

When they make eye contact with me in the street and smile? So bloody presumptuous.

MrsDeVere- exactly. Do what jooseyfruit said.

Cereal

Too too blessed! Everyone else will hate us as we float serenely through life.....

No I think they have hidden cameras in their zimmer frames and they are going to post DC's photo on the internet

The bastards.

Someone held a door open for me yesterday - so I punched him in the face.

Bastard.

Sexist bastard - they're the worst.

i went to get my work and residence permit this morning,its usually a year's permit,only to be told its for TWO years.The chatty girl went on to explain and help me on how to apply for my citizenship next year,
and at the same time had the audacity to play with DD,

hmmm,can u blame me for not being stressed?? and just feeling so blessed?and wanting to hug this one?

(hides away from pelting by Bitoffun and the rest of the gang

Rollmops, very breezily and vith great serenity, chirps 'Good Morning etc' to all she encounters during her wide-eyed wanderings.
However, if the reply is anything less than a graceful/grateful bow, out comes the pepper spray. Then taser.
So you lot watch out....
[evil cackle]

I am guessing this thread has been inspired by another thread that I have missed. Any hints from anyone to satisfy my curiousity?

I went out armed. Smiley helpful fuckers everywhere but I resisted.

BTW A woman in the crechey bit of our local shopping centre was passing the time, not by watching her Dcs or drinking cappucino, but by squeezing the spots on her Dhs face.

I had to post it somewhere

Thought this would be ideal for some reason

with regard to other threads. isn't it full-moonish? Nuff said....

Actually I have a glass eye and am very offended by your comments. I was being friendly to someone entirely different when a rabid MNetter came at me with a taser. And I'm fairly sure that at least 80% of you are trolls

Some cheeky old dear dared smile at me and chat about the weather when I walked the dog this morning.

It's fine though, I am well versed on Stranger Danger, and on Run, Yell and Tell. I reckon she'll do 8 to 10 years

Am with RunningOut. YABU, because it's just not practical. You fool.

i've been close to knee capping anyone who looks me in the eye for more that 0.0075 secs

Hiii BOF!! How are yooouuuu todaaayy?

THUMP

Ha! those ones who say "cheer up it might never happen" - how do you know it hasn't already happened, hmmm???

YAsoNBU. Give 'em hell.

Yesssss! Riven's back! Gleeful wave

With regards to the OP, just spit in their face.

Oh dear, I hope you never meet my dcs We live in a village and everybody says good morning here. While I know that when we leave the village the idle chatter must stop the dcs merrily say "morning" to everyone we pass, even in the afternoon.

Sorry about that.

(shhhhhh, I am joking, honestly)