To think you are all being mean to a very confused old duffer

[popeonarope]

You're all big meanies. All I'm trying to do is spread the love and demonstrate my irrefutable superiority over you mere mortal. I am after all a living saint.

So do bog off there's a love. And get back to your kitchen.

Hahahahaha.

Stop mocking me

Oh smite away, I actually quite like locusts as well if you are thinking of brewing a plague of them :)

Did you have fun with your alter ego Prince Phillip yesterday? You have so much in common....

Ah, it's just because we live in a Third World Country, as your chief diplomat helpfully pointed out. So sorry we got into multiculturalism and allow atheists to have a view on public policy. Must Do Better at suppressing dissent and ignoring anyone who is not White and European.

Ah sod the lot of you, I'm going to goose the queen between courses today!

While you're here, I um, encouraged dh to spill his seed on um, stony ground this morning, will I go to hell?

Lol at Pope=Confused Old Duffer

Portofino - you are indeed for the pit. As is he. And the stony ground is probably for the pit too.

Everyone is just jealous of your lovely frocks and liberal views, your divine high holy lamb blood.

Exactly hullygully - and no-one has noticed that I've been fitted with roller skates so I can glide around serenely with my clicky hip.

I didn't approve of you winding down your bullet proof glass window and hauling that poor toddler into your Popemobile.

I would say more but then I will definitely be smited into all eternity.

All planned of course. That child was chosen by my staff. And to reassure you, it was thoroughly scrubbed beforehand.

But her coat was clearly from Primark

I must say I was hoping for more stories beginning with "When I was in the Hitler Youth...." in your speeches.

There's still time.

Is it smited or smitten?
Just wondering.

Ha Ha, Portofino!
My friend has a budgie called Onan (because he spills his seed on stony ground). Will he go to hell, pope?

Smout?

smout it doesn't seem to come up in conversation a lot nowadays....

You may not all go to Hell for not following Mr Pope's doctrine (see how polite I am) but you will most certainly go to Hell for not knowing it's smitten.

Really, but 'smitten's got positive connotations?

I'm sticking with smout.

I go with gloves rather than smittens.

Just not penis gloves, right?

matt

Am roffling
heartily... you are all norty norty ladies.