To think you are all being mean to a very confused old duffer

[popeonarope]

You're all big meanies. All I'm trying to do is spread the love and demonstrate my irrefutable superiority over you mere mortal. I am after all a living saint.

So do bog off there's a love. And get back to your kitchen.

wank smits do you mean?

Actually it's "smote"

who am I anyway? Is it suppertime yet?

rofling in the office at the smittens

I noticed that handing-over-of-baby-to-be-kissed and thought, hmmm. Bit of a risk there. Hey Popey, you did give the baby back didn't you? It's not stashed in your lunchbox or anything?

Of course not heathen.

this isn't Pope Joan you know SGB..

hehe..

i think the general public have been most unfair - when the Cardinal said Heathslow was like the Third World..he meant it positively - you do know the Catholic Church loves the third world as it is?

Heathslow is a pretty good typo

....of course, Gitwack* is v. much first world!

*another Fraudian slip.

Portofino: smote is the past act of smitin', smitten is the past receipt of a smite.

Thus: I smote him, therefore he was thoroughly smitten. (But not in a good way.)

I do like "smaught" though, must admit.

Yes actually popeonarope - who are you?

Rip those white robes off and declare yourself!

I am naked before god and choirboys alone.