in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

....But you can keep your hands off Culler Jnr...

LeninGuy Mon 01-Nov-10 20:22:50
Why thank you, we call him Jaffa on account of his penchant for sweet things.

Riven - read from this post upthread onwards....

That's nothing - this is about our fifth thread, imagine how much nonsense and frippery we have skipped through in our quest to lighten the days with dancing and wedlocks.

You'll be happily affianced in no time, Riven. We'll find you a lovely carpenter to waltz with (but you'll have to watch out for Sister Gibbon, she is rather prone to man-theft).

Gibb is indeed prone to snarking other peoples betrothed. She is,in the words of my mother 'a right sort'. Yet lovely. And guradian of darling Giblet - heir to the Amish treasure - a collection of whittling tools and some hemp.

Thanks all for the niceness. I am fine. had a good weep on DH and did some random wine drinking and cakes eating. sadly too tired then for any Culler related stuff. I shall save myself for a future barn erecter

Culler Jr is a little tired this morning. He is having a nice rest in the barn before commencing his duties. I shall attend to him myself.

It's my birthday today, btw. 31 again.

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday Dear Hully
Happy birthday to you.

I have a present for you.
it is spreadeagle in the barn.

( please note I do not mean PenisDog. He is asleep. Do not frighten nor molest him)

Why thank you!

Quel surprise! I had no idea that you knew!

Pag, a good cry is always a good thing. It's cathartic and much needed at times like these. Wine and cake also v good for the soul xx

I must confess, I am prone to the occasional dalliance but I am a romantic at heart. To be fair it is mainly Hully's men I long for. She stole my man first (lurkers see thread no.1)

I have never forgiven her nor her unbecoming feet. However, for some reason I do have a soft spot for her and so will join in wishing her a very happy birthday

Hope you have a lovely day you old hussy you.

Apologise in advance re opening your present in the barn before you had a chance to. I honestly thought it was for me.

Slut. You have taken the Crown of Slut from Paggy's fair locks.

A well-wisher sings Happy Birthday to Hully

He's nicked my wine as well.

But thank you thank you.

Happy Brithday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey (in a blue dress)
Aaaand
You smell like one too .....

x

?? Brithday? Day for eating welsh cake??

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=1.bp.blogspot.com/_AhO-LE88ib8/SmBDrZX5zkI/AAAAAAAAA0A/z6jFfgSOKkw/s400/johnny%2Bdepp.jpg&imgrefurl=bettysutility.blogspot.com/2009_07_01_archive.html&usg=__neEUmxS791Spbe6IVPF2vVn5aro=&h=400&w=298&sz=11&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=40oDfjA4Sc2YwM:&tbnh=151&tbnw=112&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnaked%2BJohnny%2BDepp%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1662%26bih%3D1049%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=127&vpy=234&dur=165&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=100&ty=151&ei=zKrSTOaSLZC44gbn6e3sDQ&oei=zKrSTOaSLZC44gbn6e3sDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=66&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Don't burn down the barn Hully and beau

We shall set it afire only with the heat of our spiritual love

I seem to remember you stealing many of my men Hully...you were always the more 'adventurous' one.

And you always wore your too tight.

Spilling over you were.

that'll be corset that you wore too tight