MN is rubbish!!

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I think that you lot are really uncaring and ignorant. I have read a thread where nearly all the mums have maybe a young girl feel unwanted and then went on to bitch about it.

I hope that your children become young parents so you know how it feels because you have some sort of problem with it. I think that use need to get a life and think about others. why not have a young parent section?

If it would help a lot of young parents relate to each other.

I think you all need to have a good look in the mirror.

OH by the way I love NETMUMS and the tickers

I hear you LeQueen. Someone bought me Cath Kidston Tea towels and their sense of superiority is shocking. Classless linen society my arse.

Miss B. Tell me. I need to know.

Please don't make me google it.

I have just googled dragon butter.

My life will never be the same again.

I'm just an innocent country girl. I shouldn't be exposed to this type of filth and depravity.

Stuck, you tell me then
I don't dare in case a record of sin stays on my computer and I have to take it for repair or something. I'd bring down the whole of the Hon cupboard with the scandal

Le Queen, I can't comment. I have a mouldering green bean under my fridge.

Have you spoken sternly to your oven glove?

Right, need revenge.

Alabama Hot Pocket - google it if you dare.

The Hons bookcase will have been in the family for two hundred years, and will originally have been from a French Chateau (and smuggled over during the Revolution to save it from those dreadful peasants).

The huns bookcase will be from MFI.

In a sense, though, they are one and the same bookcase.

They most certainly are not the same sodding bookcase. And what of the books on these cases? Huns read Twilight and A Child Called It.

Stuck, is that not something from KFC?

Can't someone just chuck out a couple of euphemisms to at least hint at the meaning of Dragon Butter?

My firewalls are too shonky to cope with potential spyware.

Exactly boo. The Hon's Firewall.

We need a synopsis/general summary of Stuck's KFC sandwich and dragonbutter by return of post please.

I admire your stout adherence to the Class System Tippy.

I think I may be in the middle of a Class Identity Crisis, hence my grasping at straws.

All this navel-gazing for a start. Non-U.

One must move with the Woo times boob. So long as there is no talk of serviettes or toilets, I don't think anyone will notice.

Now, where is my filthy description?

Ahem, dragon butter refers to the taste of two substances in the mouth at one time.

Onsies and Twosies?

Oh lor - it's not like all that Two Girls One Cup nastiness is it?

No, not onesies but twosies is one of the tastes in question. The other is a different kind of male emission.

You are all nutters, you lot!

May I add the Spatula of Serendipity?

Twosies and Boy's emissions. Gotcha. There are some truly strange people about.

Right, what about this KFC pocket?

Pacific, your utensil contribution is noted The Fishslice of contemplation needed some help.

Having googled 'dragon butter' in the past I know better than to google anything else offered by a MNer - dirty filthy people!!

I am still bleaching my brain from that one...

Could have done with that Spatula a couple of minutes ago, before the meaning of Dragon Butter was revealed.

Nothing serendipitous about that discovery.

(I am aware that I chased said revelation).