MN is rubbish!!

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I think that you lot are really uncaring and ignorant. I have read a thread where nearly all the mums have maybe a young girl feel unwanted and then went on to bitch about it.

I hope that your children become young parents so you know how it feels because you have some sort of problem with it. I think that use need to get a life and think about others. why not have a young parent section?

If it would help a lot of young parents relate to each other.

I think you all need to have a good look in the mirror.

OH by the way I love NETMUMS and the tickers

Say "brush" just before you enter a room Boo. It fixes the right expression.

I'm back after an afternoon full of nakedness, laughter and high-pitched shrieking... (too many jokes to make)

I'll join a hun club - is it something to do with Germans?

Not keen on cucumber sandwiches though. Egg mayonnaise anyone? Fartalicious :)

Do I have to roll my rrrrrrs for that? I'm a wee bit Wossy in that department.

Just tried it. I looked like Prince Charles.

I like it.

Prince Charles - what's not to like?

BOGOF Lambrini in the Co-op, huns.

Bellinis in the Hon cupboard ladies

And I've put a broom handle through the Hun cupboard handles

Oooh bellinis and smoked salmon. Can't have the prawns atm - up the duff - but a bit of crème fraîche and dill and Bob is certainly your mother's brother.

Let me out!

Oh buck up, do!

We'll let you out when we've finished the Bellinis.

Fabulous Boo. It really is all about standards isn't it? Brrrrrush!

You can come out when you've namechanged back and stop sprinkling baby dust.

at her own excessive use of the word hun [hangs head in shame emoticon]

I say, gels, would somebody mind awfully letting me out of this cupboard?

It's frightfully dark in here.

It wouldn't be a trick?

Sort of a trick. My actual name is almost as nethuns as my joke nethuns name.

Don't worry I'll stay in here until the Lambrini is all gone.

I rather like my Hons name, though. The wouldn't let me have TheRightHonourableLadyGwendolineCholmondeleyFarquharson.

You can come out LadyCholmondeleyFarquharson when you and Mommy2 show your faces at the same time.

Quite right.

Try this: cheesy Dorito and a swig of Lambrini - you could be drinking anything, even a Bellini.

Leave the oiks in the cupboard.

The staff will find them in the morning.

Wot larks.

High times indeed Boo.

What happened to the blue wkd? You've not necked it all surely?

Is that what it was?

Certainly not Boo, none of that in this cupboard. I was talking to Lady C-F

Le Queen, that is a plan. Is there any way at all we can make more use of sparkly unicorns too?

Pip pip ladies, 'tis I, Lady CatticusPowericus here with a rather splended bottle of vintage Vin de Somerfield Blush and the Big Brother circus of freaks on the old gogglebox. Shall we have a quick round of billiards before raiding the larder for the cooking wine?

Does anyone want any of these Aldi brand cheezy wotsups? (cheesy wotsits)

You cannot see it but I am tossing my head in an aristocratic fashion. In my cupboard.

Cheesy wotsits. The nerve.