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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

as I want to go to a mumsnet meet up and come home moist and without crabs!!

61 replies

LesbianMummy1 · 22/08/2010 22:23

needs no further explanation

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LesbianMummy1 · 22/08/2010 23:11

lyns2 how smutty would you like it?

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dustycups · 22/08/2010 23:14

you want smutty, dusty is here!!

although i have had a sudden brain freeze!

lyns2 · 22/08/2010 23:14

well seeing as only have sex with dh once a month fairly frustrated.....
but must go to bed as will never get up in morning. start a smutty thread tomorrow but not so late this time ;)

LesbianMummy1 · 22/08/2010 23:15

hands dusty some crabs and a wet pair of pants

hands lyns2 a pillow and a promise to start one bout 7:30ish tomorrow evening

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lyns2 · 22/08/2010 23:17

excellent.will be there ;)
sweet dreams x

dustycups · 22/08/2010 23:18

wow thanks LM1!! best offer i had all year!

mumbar · 22/08/2010 23:18

no, needs to be in the morning for us daytime insomniacs Wink

LesbianMummy1 · 22/08/2010 23:20

ok 7:30 am just for you but we will recreate at 7:30pm for evening crowd

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dustycups · 22/08/2010 23:21

{swings lm1's wet thong round my head} bring on tomoz!!!

LesbianMummy1 · 22/08/2010 23:32

thong dear you must only have the label left i don't pay a pound for a pair of knickers to have 50p stuck up my arse here try another pair

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FiveGoMadInDorset · 22/08/2010 23:39
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