as I want to go to a mumsnet meet up and come home moist and without crabs!!

[LesbianMummy1]

needs no further explanation

pmsl winks and bras!

all in good time people

lol @ hobnob!!

hobnobsaremyfave that is my old one as well I am 4 cup sizes bigger now

hmm. guess Brighton?

[flashes bra strap]

[not actually wearing bra]

sauce

hobnob be grateful it's not a nursing one, one wrong slip and you could fall right through!!

hobnobsaremyfave will hand you a new one but please don't get lost I have seen mazes smaller

spring flash over hear with no bra on and i might tell ya

Dude. I am so confused.

Maybe more wine will help

No one told me about the rockpooling meet up.

dont hold your hopes out hobnobs

rockpooling oh dear maybe that's where i went wrong i misread the memo again

we have arranged to meet at local pond but have now seen weather forecast but we know there is crabs in pond and just could not resist starting new thread sorry for the anticlimax

I stayed up waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past my bedtime in the hope this was goin to turn smutty (angry)

sorry dustycups dared me

dont blame me!!! your def going home with crabs!!!

my mum always told me to tell the truth

yeah so tell them the truth, mumbar you need to own up NOW!!!!!!!

Don't drag me down with you

I'm clueless despite having half the info

think everybody else disappeared in disgust

Is this ever going to turn smutty? this is the only titilation some of us get you know ;)

do you really blame them, so have prob gone to bed and will check in the morning and think wtf!